Hanging up the towel rack 

Willing to do anything, but not getting any love in return.

Man, I've been hanging up the towel rack for that girl, but she still won't give me any action.

Hanging up the towel rack by jjc9397 July 31, 2011

Towel Rack 

n.- when a man gets a boner in the shower and, after drying off, can drop the wet towel and have his penis catch it and hold it

John: wow, did you see Joe in the showers?? he's hung like a horse! i watched him show off by doing the towel rack as he walked out.

Towel Rack by Utt July 27, 2005

Towel rack 

When a man gets a huge boner.. so big and raging infact, you could hang a heavy, wet towel on it!

Liam: Dam I dropped my towel.. now I have to bend down to reach it, Ooh wait.. I dont have to.. My raging boner caught it!

haha.. I have a natural towel rack.

Towel rack by welshguy January 17, 2010

nail a towel rack 

Euphemism for having sex. The expression came about because the sound made while nailing a towel rack sounds a lot like the sound of a headboard banging against the wall during sex. Also, see "nail."

Yeah, he wasn't the best husband in the world, but he sure could nail a towel rack.

nail a towel rack by starfish1 May 5, 2006

Towel Rack 

Rack used to hang up towels.

Person: "I have a rack that I use to hang up towels on, therefore it is a towel rack."

Towel Rack by Evil October 18, 2003

ikea towel rack 

To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.

after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.

ikea towel rack by 8BitOverlord March 9, 2015

Whalley Towel Rack 

A male wears a towel tied in the back. He then gets an erection. Upon releasing the towel it stays supported by his erect member.

After skinny dipping in the Scotia Towers fountain I was mortified when my friends tried to whip off my towel and I was left with a Whalley Towel Rack.

Whalley Towel Rack by Cliff the Rod August 4, 2007