Definitions by starfish1

nail a towel rack 

Euphemism for having sex. The expression came about because the sound made while nailing a towel rack sounds a lot like the sound of a headboard banging against the wall during sex. Also, see "nail."

Yeah, he wasn't the best husband in the world, but he sure could nail a towel rack.

nail a towel rack by starfish1 May 5, 2006

daytons 

Spoked wire wheels, the best of which are made in Dayton, Ohio

I went round town, slammin' with my daytons.

daytons by Starfish1 June 6, 2005

ice queen 

1. a beautiful woman with an ugly personality; one who disregards the feelings of others

2. a beautiful woman who refuses sexual advances; frigid

1. "She dumped me to go out with a swedish bodybuilder she met yesterday, even though we've been engaged for over a year. What an ice queen!"

2. "Yeah, she's gorgeous, but she'll barely let me kiss her. I don't know how much longer I can go out with this ice queen."

ice queen by Starfish1 June 6, 2005

blix 

n. a hopeless expedition, which the explorer knows will yield nothing useful

v. to go on such an expedition

named for Hans Blix and his fruitless search for weopens of mass destruction in Iraq

You can't find a decent guy at the bar, but I don't care. Let's go blixin.'

blix by Starfish1 May 21, 2005