Evil's definitions

khakiflage

khakiflage (noun, verb) : any articles of clothing worn to disguise one's true nature in order to fit in more effectively with yuppie-scum human manequins.

noun: I put on my khakiflage to investigate the banquet hall for structural weaknesses.
verb: I was khakiflaged and passed sercurity unnoticed.

by evil March 30, 2004

Pen Cap

A cap for pens. Used so the ink won't dry out of the pen, or to chew on. Always put the pen cap back on the pen.

Person: "I need to put the pen cap back on my pen for future chewing enjoyment."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Paper Clip

A clip for paper

Person: "I have a paper clip. I think I will use it for clipping paper together!"

by Evil October 18, 2003

spedcial

you stupid motherfucker how can you not know this.....its special and sped(special education) combined

You are so spedcial

by evil August 24, 2003

Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.

Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Metallic Purple

The color purple when it is metallic.

Person: "Metallic purple is a groovy color."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Laundry Basket

A basket for laundry.

Person: "I need a basket for my laundry. I think I will buy myself a laundry basket."

by Evil October 18, 2003