zouin

A zouin is a person who takes dumb decisions, almost like an idiot, a zouin is mostly a person who does not no how to take the proper decision in any cases scenario. A zouin could be also defined as someone who is always in some stupid situations so frequently that it almost look like he’s doing it on purpose.

Demba: Yo darcy where you at you should be here 15 min ago what happened!?!?
Darcy: aahh shit bro i missed my bus stop while I was playing on my phone
Demba: Wtff Again!??!! Its the third time this week already ..!?!! You’re the biggest zouin ever smh...

by _24Demz December 5, 2017

Zouis

The most beautiful friendship in One Direction. We want their friendship back.

"Omg I cried a lot yesterday."
"Why?"
"I watched Zouis moments, back in 2012..."
"Aouch, I understand..."

by nobodycompares June 24, 2020

Zoinked

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

zoinkys

When you off the mf dab pen

“dawg i’m off the zoinkys right now”

by saucegodsolis January 24, 2019

zoinks

An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.

"Zoinks!"

by thecheat June 5, 2003

zonin

To be in a state in which you are so high in marijuana that you are in a world by yourself.

I need to be zonin' right now man, I need to level my head.

by monkeydude12345 December 28, 2005

zounds

A good Shakespearean-sounding curse.
Derived from "God's Wounds", which apparently was considered a vulgar reference to Jesus at the time.

zounds! I am undone!

by Moo August 25, 2003