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An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.
by thecheat June 05, 2003
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Although some believe that "zoinks" was made popular on the Saturday cartoon show "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?" (1969-1972), it was in fact popularized on "Batman" (1966-1968) as an exclamation of surprise or urgency. Scooby Doo obviously duplicated this nonsensical word in its television series that ran after Batman was cancelled.
Robin after hearing of danger: "Zoinks, Batman!" also used in Batman fight scenes where different sounds are flashed on the screen between blows.
by KingArthurUP March 09, 2012
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When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).
It can be used as a threat:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!

or for fun:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..
by Zoinkisaurous February 15, 2011
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To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected
David: "Jades asked me to marry her"

Elliot: "Zoink!"

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Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"

Rob: "oh Zoink"
by Crouch June 02, 2006
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Expression used, uttered, yelled or screamed when All Star right fielder Jayson Werth of the Philadelphia Philles, who looks like the character of Shaggy from Scooby Doo, makes a clutch hit or crushes a home run.
"Zoinks!!! That ball is outta here!"
by cordrone October 18, 2009
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