zombaic 

having to do with zombies.

This graveyard is rather zombaic wouldn't you say?

I have just as much zombaic potential as Jesus did...happy easter

zombaic by Ballin Radkins April 12, 2009

zombicide

Zombicide is the art of... well, not killing, but destroying zombies.

Zombicide is an important life skill, because zombie infestations have become increasingly common in the last few decades, and all indications are that the zombie holocaust is coming soon, possibly within your lifetime. Since the disbanding of the Knights Templar, there is no dedicated zombicidal society to protect us, and an outbreak on the scale of the Carpathian outbreak of 1143 or the Abyssinian outbreak of 492 BC would become global.

In order to be prepared, we should all learn at least basic outdoor survival, sailing (since zombies can't swim or operate a boat) and horse riding skills (horses will be the only viable means of transport when civilisation collapses). Also, basic knowledge of zombie physiology is required, so one should learn about zombie strengths and weaknesses, unlife cycles, habitat and behaviour.

Essential supplies for successfully surviving the zombie apocalypse are: first aid kit, shotgun and at least 5000 rounds of ammo, a katana or machete, plenty of flammable liquids, body armour, especially a helmet to protect your braaaains, tinned, dried or other kinds of long-lasting high-protein food, and clean drinking water.

Commercial zombicide products are also available. The Zombivac vaccine contains enzymes and antibodies to protect against Solanum, Rage and 23 other common strains of the zombie virus. You should keep at least 5 years supply for your whole family in your first aid kit (NB: Zombivac only protects you from flesh bites. Having your braaaaains eaten will still result in infection.) Zom-b-Gone spray is effective in repelling zombies from your home, but will not stop them once they catch your scent. The Zombie Knife from Advanced Survival Tools is useful and portable, but not as good as destroying a zombie's braaaaaains as a katana or sledgehammer. Zombotox water purifying tablets will remove any infectious material from water supplies.

But the most important principle of zombicide is to always be prepared. They do exist, and one day they will come for you.

Zombicide is one of, if not the most important life skills one can learn.

zombicide by George McBob May 21, 2009

zombic 

(adj.) Of or pertaining to or relating to reanimated homo-sapiens, i.e. zombies. Undead in nature and/or behavior.

There is a huge push in congress for zombic rights.

zombic by _amyhalf_ March 19, 2010

zombait 

A)Any extremely stupid person who, if a zombie invasion occurs, will be screwed and eaten alive
OR
B)A friend that you sacrifice......... to run like hell

A)Jim: man what is soo good about zombies? i can take a thousand of them bare handed
bob:yea go for it zombait

B) *bob throws jim into a large oncoming mass of zombies*

zombait by someguywholikespie October 17, 2006

Zombicorns 

A zombie apocalypse novella written by award winning author John Green, published under a creative commons license.

Zombicorns: because corn will eventually turn all of us into Zombies.

Zombicorns by Nerdfightaria October 29, 2011

Zombacolypse 

The end of civilization caused by the earth being overrun by zombies.

The dead have risen; grab your shotgun, it's the zombacolypse.

Zombacolypse by SwimDrukes March 27, 2009

zombatic 

tired, exhausted and moving about in a mechanical sort of way. Acting like a zombie.

Without my morning cup of coffee I am zombatic.

zombatic by Michele May 13, 2005