easter

A DEVILISH HOLIDAY MADE TO MURDER INNOCENT EGGS BY PLAYING MANY GAMES, FOR EXAMPLE THERES A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA FIND THE EGGS HIDDENT BY EVIL AND HEARTLESS MONSTERS AND THEN EAT THEM (if they are chocolate eggs). AND THERES ALSO A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA HOLD AN EGG WITH YOUR SPOON SO IT DOESN'T CRACK AND DIE, YES PEOPLE, DIE.

easter is so evil wth

by GiantEnemyAnt February 22, 2022

easter

"Hey? Where'd the Body Go?" Day.

Not to be confused with Dead Guy on a Stick Day (aka Good Friday).

by barbaroso May 04, 2004

easter

not as good as christmas

jermaine easter, wycombe wanderers

by willamundo February 06, 2008

easter

n. A roided up keebler elf who wont be able to hack it in Varsity Football and abuses young girls.

Did you see that Easter taking it up the butt from those upper classmen?...Man he'll never make it past camp Cocoa...What a friggin douche.

by Fuck the Elves July 22, 2003

easter

The time of year when you get a free mug with your chocolate.

Great- another cadburys mug with my easter egg.

by AlfieL March 21, 2008

easter

The day the Easter Bunny comes, to get shot at by everybody, in an attempt to bring lots of candy to young boys and girls.

Today's Easter Sunday, Let's Party!!

by BriaN! April 09, 2004

easter

HOORAY for the PAGANS :-(

Christians have foolishly tied their beliefs with a PAGAN festival, full of Easter Bunnies and all kinds of crap! As a result, Christ regularly gets forgotten in the commercially driven, satanic festival!

It's just like Christmas ... Christian festivals are DROWNED by consumerism, drunken behaviour, and Christmas trees (created by German PAGANS).

It's all absurd - God Almighty didn't tell us to celebrate pagan festivals!!

Easter is not about the Sacrifice of Jesus Christ, it's about Eastre, a Goddess WHO DOESN'T EXIST!

Satan is "destroying wonderfully", as the Bible said he would ;-)

Here's the TRUTH:

Easter is PAGAN ... the name comes from a Goddess ...

by IP Freely April 10, 2004