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A)Any extremely stupid person who, if a zombie invasion occurs, will be screwed and eaten alive
OR
B)A friend that you sacrifice......... to run like hell
A)Jim: man what is soo good about zombies? i can take a thousand of them bare handed
bob:yea go for it zombait

B) *bob throws jim into a large oncoming mass of zombies*
zombait by someguywholikespie October 17, 2006
Words you can keep
A mash of the words "zombie" and "bait". Meaning one or more persons who act as a decoy for a faster more nimble Human in the game of Humans vs Zombies (HvZ)(not usually seen as a fair move from zombait perspective). A Human may use zombait in order to get to a safe zone and temporarily avoid Zombification. Singular and plural form is the same.
Hey slowpokes! Be my zombait while I beat you to the safe zone!
Haha! The Zombie totally went after some zombait while I got away.
Phew! Thank goodness that zombait was there, or I'd be zombified by now.
Related Words

Zombitute 

A zombie prostitute. Cheap and ready for the get go. Need more explaining? Slap him, or her around for the hell of it before unleashing your fantasies inside their cracked, and rotten skull. See Zlut for the more classy undead seductresses.
I was feeling down, and ordered a Zombitute by phone to keep me company for the night.

I took advantage of the Zombitute's cracked skull, and gaping flesh wound.
Zombitute by Zombitute Inc. May 15, 2009
A person that is stuck in a MMORPG-World and has lost the connection to their real life. The virtual world becomes a unhealthy full replacement for a functional and healthy social life.
After a while of playing this game he became a total Zombit.
Zombit by RemusL March 26, 2013

Zombiatarian

A zombie deeply concerned about the care of other zombies; being devoted to the promotion of zombie welfare.
The zombiatarian effort was a great relief to many of the zombies suffering after the humanitarian group was eaten.
Zombiatarian by Jastoz January 10, 2005

Zombitch 

Used as a derogitory term for the undead, usually said after you pwn them.
K to the I to the A, ZOMBITCH!
Zombitch by CJBATT May 3, 2011

zombating 

when somebody is masturbating in a public toilet groaning loudly like a zombie to increase pleasure.
I was trying to take a shit in the cubicle but couldn't concentrate coz some dude was in the cubicle next to me zombating, he was really getting in to it.
zombating by badman2232 September 18, 2009
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