civilization

awesome strategic game in which the player(s) builds their own empire and wins by doing so the fastest.
i beat civilization.
by winner July 13, 2003
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civilization

1. Modern society and its conveniences.

2. An abstraction developed by human beings which falsely assumes that the cumulative result of all collective actions engaged in by a majority of said humans actually means something.
If this is civilization, then I'll go live in the woods.
by Zontar the Destructor February 28, 2004
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civilization

A collection of generally ignorant humanoids led and driven by their individual biological-sociological spiritual and psychological needs.
Andrea could no longer function within the constraints of civilation and committed suicide.
by Your Guru October 03, 2004
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civilization

The tube is civilzation!
by Rockin' Dude April 22, 2004
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civilization

1. A creative way to impress the opposite sex.
2. An over-rated video game.
"All of civilization is just a way to impress the other gender"
by wikipedius degreeus May 01, 2012
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civilized

someone who uses a lightsaber instead of some DT-57 blaster
an elegant weapon from a more civilized time
by Master Obi Wan Kenobi May 14, 2020
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Civilization

1) The human institution by which a group of people come together for protection, the gathering of food, trade, the raising of young, and through this, create, share, and spread a common culture.

2) A large group of people who share a common culture.

3) Created by Sid Meier, a series of turn-based strategy computer games which charges the player with doing (1) to create a world dominant (2). Highly addictive and widely played. Used unwisely, causes the Civilization affect, which has ruined many careers.
1) The savages realized that they could survive in the harsh world by living together and helping each other survive. They formed a civilization.

2) One thousand years later, the descendents of those savages had formed a set of morals and beliefs distinct from their fellows.

3) One of those descendents lost any and all hopes of becoming a dentist through the use of Civilization.
by Hengist December 30, 2005
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