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Zipper Ripper
1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.
2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.
2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.
1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.
2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.
2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.
Zipper Ripper by Funmunke April 9, 2012
Related Words
zipye • zipper • zipperhead • zipped • zipper dick • zipped up • Ziphead • Zipper Kid • zipper lip • zipper man
zipper blues
A depressed feeling one gets from constantly having to move around or not being able to stay in one place. Comes from having to always zip up ones jacket because they always have to leave. Depression caused by successive movement and not being able to settle in one place. Frustration caused by constant mobility and inability to maintain a residence.
zipper blues by Monday May 25, 2006
zipless piss
zipless piss by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2019
zipper-ched
noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.
zipper-ched by Paul Rael January 11, 2011
Zipperknuckled
To have have consumed far too many alcoholic drinks; To be completely hammered, drunk and inebriated; To have had too much to drinks; Similar to drunk, sloshed, hammered, plastered and bombed.
"As soon as I write my last exam, I'm heading out and getting zipperknuckled!"
"Originally I only wanted to have a couple of drinks, but I had way too many and ended up getting completely zipperkunckled."
"Originally I only wanted to have a couple of drinks, but I had way too many and ended up getting completely zipperkunckled."
Zipperknuckled by Ghetto_Fab March 9, 2014
zippertard
zippertard by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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