zipye 

Zipye is a nice kind person and loves to be around people and had funny jokes and is kind to the whole world and I open to listen to

Person I'm so happy

Person oh did you talk with zipye

Person oh yes

zipye by Zipye August 21, 2024

Zipper Ripper 

1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.

2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.

1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.

2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.

Zipper Ripper by Funmunke April 9, 2012

zipper blues 

A depressed feeling one gets from constantly having to move around or not being able to stay in one place. Comes from having to always zip up ones jacket because they always have to leave. Depression caused by successive movement and not being able to settle in one place. Frustration caused by constant mobility and inability to maintain a residence.

Amy's fifth move in one year caused her to experience zipper blues.

zipper blues by Monday May 25, 2006

zipless piss 

Taking a piss without bothering to zip up your pants.

Unquestionably the zipless piss is the truest identifying hallmark of an alcoholic.

zipless piss by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2019

zipper-ched 

noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.

Joe was dating a zipper-ched.

zipper-ched by Paul Rael January 11, 2011

Zipperknuckled 

To have have consumed far too many alcoholic drinks; To be completely hammered, drunk and inebriated; To have had too much to drinks; Similar to drunk, sloshed, hammered, plastered and bombed.

"As soon as I write my last exam, I'm heading out and getting zipperknuckled!"

"Originally I only wanted to have a couple of drinks, but I had way too many and ended up getting completely zipperkunckled."

Zipperknuckled by Ghetto_Fab March 9, 2014

zippertard 

Someone who is unable to manage closing up their zipper without snagging their nuts in it.

Let’s see if you can do this right, zippertard.

zippertard by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019