Funmunke's definitions

Fudge Facial

When attempting to fart in someones face with your pants down and accidently blow feces onto their face.

I tried to fart in Jenny's face last night but ended up giving her a fudge facial!

by Funmunke January 6, 2010

Bathroom Shock and Awe

(n) When you get back at someone you hate, by trashing their bathroom, by voiding your bowels all over the place, and leaving a horrific mess for the next person.

I got back at Chris last night. I hit him with a Bathroom Shock and Awe.

by Funmunke March 30, 2017

hipster hand grenade

(n) The Samsung Note 7, which gained infamy for its exploding battery. The phone was also featured as a grenade in GTA 5 via a mod.

My God... Is that guy using a Hipster Hand Grenade!?! Run!

by Funmunke March 31, 2017

Zipper Ripper

1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.

2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.

1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.

2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.

by Funmunke April 9, 2012

CatsMusical

(n) A demented, non-sensical, musical from Andrew Lloyd Webber. It's success is often considered proof that most people were on cocaine in the 80's. Some also credit it as the genesis of the modern day "Fury" fetish. It later spawned a movie version that is considered to be one of the worst things ever put to film, despite having a surprisingly talented cast.

I saw the CatsMusical. I think I'm going to suffer from night terrors from now on.

by Funmunke October 5, 2021

YSAL

Acronym for "You Suck At Life" which is an offensive comment that can be used in almost any negative context but most often used as a replacement for calling someone a loser.

You got dumped again?!? YSAL man.

by Funmunke August 26, 2013

The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About

A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.

Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!

by Funmunke February 24, 2010