Funmunke's definitions

The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About

A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.

Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!

by Funmunke February 24, 2010

Fudge Facial

When attempting to fart in someones face with your pants down and accidently blow feces onto their face.

I tried to fart in Jenny's face last night but ended up giving her a fudge facial!

by Funmunke January 6, 2010

The GBF

(n) Acronym for The Gold Box Forum which is found on Amazon.com. The GBF is made of of numerous word game, toilet humor, and otherwise insane threads. Rarely a thread about an actual gold box deal is discussed. The GBF is also known for its utter lack od moderation and numerous Trolls who change their name on a regular basis.

I went to The GBF to discuss a gold box deal but only found stupid word games and an offensive discussion about movies titles that described your last bowel movement!

by Funmunke June 12, 2013

GOT Rage

(n) Acronym for Game of Thrones Rage. Refers to the extreme emotional response some viewers have towards the more sensational plot twists. Often GOT Rage causes the afflicted to post unreasonable comments on a social networking site expressing their outrage.

OMG! I can't believe they killed Ned! I'm never watching that show again!

- Dude chill out. You just have a bad case of GOT Rage.

by Funmunke June 12, 2013

Bathroom Shock and Awe

(n) When you get back at someone you hate, by trashing their bathroom, by voiding your bowels all over the place, and leaving a horrific mess for the next person.

I got back at Chris last night. I hit him with a Bathroom Shock and Awe.

by Funmunke March 30, 2017

Galaxy Gusher

(n) Someone who is so obsessed with Samsungs Galaxy phone line that they cannot stop talking about great the phones are. They often dis other phone makers and openly deride people who disagree with their opinion.

Man sfomin will not shut up about his phone! He is such a Galaxy Gusher!

by Funmunke March 31, 2017

hipster hand grenade

(n) The Samsung Note 7, which gained infamy for its exploding battery. The phone was also featured as a grenade in GTA 5 via a mod.

My God... Is that guy using a Hipster Hand Grenade!?! Run!

by Funmunke March 31, 2017