YSAL

Acronym for "You Suck At Life" which is an offensive comment that can be used in almost any negative context but most often used as a replacement for calling someone a loser.

You got dumped again?!? YSAL man.

by Funmunke August 26, 2013

The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About

A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.

Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!

by Funmunke February 24, 2010

CatsMusical

(n) A demented, non-sensical, musical from Andrew Lloyd Webber. It's success is often considered proof that most people were on cocaine in the 80's. Some also credit it as the genesis of the modern day "Fury" fetish. It later spawned a movie version that is considered to be one of the worst things ever put to film, despite having a surprisingly talented cast.

I saw the CatsMusical. I think I'm going to suffer from night terrors from now on.

by Funmunke October 05, 2021

Train Spotting Safety Net

(n) Stag term for the drug Naloxone ( aka NARCAN). Term is based on the drug addiction movie Train Spotting and the drugs use in countering opioid overdose.

Don't worry. We can shoot up. I've got plenty of Train Spotting Safety Net in case we OD.

Train Spotting Safety Net is great but who's going to administer it if we OD?

by Funmunke April 02, 2017

Galaxy Gusher

(n) Someone who is so obsessed with Samsungs Galaxy phone line that they cannot stop talking about great the phones are. They often dis other phone makers and openly deride people who disagree with their opinion.

Man sfomin will not shut up about his phone! He is such a Galaxy Gusher!

by Funmunke March 31, 2017

Bathroom Shock and Awe

(n) When you get back at someone you hate, by trashing their bathroom, by voiding your bowels all over the place, and leaving a horrific mess for the next person.

I got back at Chris last night. I hit him with a Bathroom Shock and Awe.

by Funmunke March 30, 2017

the north remembers

Phrase: A somber decree, given to your victims after you obtain your revenge.

The phrase comes from Game of Thrones episode 1 of season 7.

You just got our boss fired!!!

The north remembers...

by Funmunke July 22, 2017