zippertard 

Someone who is unable to manage closing up their zipper without snagging their nuts in it.

Let’s see if you can do this right, zippertard.

zippertard by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

zippertard 

A dufus, often due to being shitfaced or hungover, who cannot remember to zip up his or her pants.

You’re such a zippertard, honey, you might as well just leave it down permanently!

zippertard by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019