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To have have consumed far too many alcoholic drinks; To be completely hammered, drunk and inebriated; To have had too much to drinks; Similar to drunk, sloshed, hammered, plastered and bombed.
"As soon as I write my last exam, I'm heading out and getting zipperknuckled!"

"Originally I only wanted to have a couple of drinks, but I had way too many and ended up getting completely zipperkunckled."
by Ghetto_Fab February 28, 2014

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A slang term for one who gives a "hand job".
The hooker was the best penis slacker I had ever seen.
by ghetto_fab May 27, 2004

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