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zimbabwean airstrike 

A sex act in which a male ejaculates into the air, and the female does her best to catch every drop of semen in her mouth.

A point value is assigned for every drop caught in the woman's mouth. Remember this game involves teamwork, communication, and positivity.
"OH MY GOD, Brad and I played Zimbabwean Airstrike last night and I racked up over 7000 points"

Zimbabar 

A Pakistani Cricketer Who never misses a chance to score huge runs against Zimbabwe.
Friend 1: Look Babar Scored A Double Hundred In ODI Today

Friend 2: Zimbabar For A Reason!!
Zimbabar by NOVISIOR November 24, 2021

Zimbabwe Election Screwjob 

Highly disappointing event wherein the winner of a major election is made to share power with the loser of said election. Thus, "power sharing" ensues. This leads, over time, to the loser and his party marginalizing and screwing-over the actual winner who then must try it all over again during the next election.
Everything was going so well for Morgan until he got hit with a Zimbabwe Election Screwjob. On the bright side, he won the popular vote.

Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon 

A phenomenon caused by pulling out too fast during anal sex which causes a vacuum which then sprays the fecal matter out of the rectum at a high speed.
My parents walked in on my boyfriend boning me in the ass and he pulled out really fast causing a Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon spraying shit all over his junk. It was so embarrassing he broke up with me.

Zimbabar 

A pakistani cricket player who scores for fun only vs Zimbabwe and chokes vs other teams
Zimbabar got out for duck
Zimbabar by Noirom December 10, 2021

Zimbabwe 

A country, because of 1400% inflation, everyone's a millionaire.
A supermarket in downtown Harare, Zimbabwe:
Eggs: $2 million
Bread: $5 million
Meat: $10 million
A new currency: Priceless.
Zimbabwe by MidnightRaven February 15, 2009