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Blaise Zabini 

A fictional character in the popular Harry Potter series. He is a Slytherin and is believed to be best friend of fellow house mate Draco Malfoy. Often in fanfiction authors "mistakenly" describe him as white, but in actuality Blaise is black with Italian descent.
If I read one more shitty fanfiction where they describe Blaise Zabini as white, I will find them and eat their babies and/or household pets!
Blaise Zabini by dj234 June 27, 2011
Related Words
zabion • Zavion • zarion • zavionna • Zabian • zabien • Zablon • zaion • zarionna • Zabeon

Zaboing! 

Mary: John, I’m pregnant!

John: Zaboing! I’m going to be a father!
1. The unit of measurement for the number of zebras in a herd greater than three.
2. The unit of power for all cars in Africa.
1. A zaboon of 27 went majestically frolicking through the African Savannah's.
2. In Madagascar my car makes 184.7142857142857 zaboons, while in the US it makes 431 horsepower.
3. When two Zaboons combine they become a Zubaz
zaboon by dirtbagohio April 22, 2014
Zavion, a loving person who can't stay mad at you forever. He's amazing to be around. The most handsomest guy ever. Once you meet him you'll feel like you knew him forever. Yet Zavion tends to flirt with a lot of girls. But never would he would think about replacing the female he's with. He sure is an amazing person, makes everybody happy with his wonderful personality and bangin, smoking hot body. You can never stay mad at him for a long time.
Friends: WOW Zavion sure is awesome
Zavion by Xoxo_freedom February 22, 2013
Bangin hot body. Zavion is a loving caring handsome boy who can fall in love with you not just for looks but mostly for personality.He's the most amazing-est boyfriend you could ever have. When he tells you he loves you , he surely means it. When Zavion talks about his future with his girlfriend, that means he really wants it. He is such a perfect person to have in life. He's girlfriend loves him to death and wouldn’t want to lose him. Yet he tends to make his girlfriend jealous a lot by talking to other girls. But he sure is a ladies man. He has a soft spot and will give you advice when ever needed. Zavion sure does have a freaky side to him. He loves to bring the freaky side out when talking to his girlfriend. Zavion loves long relationships, when I say long , I mean LONG. He's an amazing athlete and has girls lined up for him. He's a great friend. His girlfriend is very freaky, A boywho has a great sense of humor. He has the most perfectest relationship ever, everyone wants to be like their relationship and says their relationship is perfect. Let's just say Zavion is a amazing person to have in life. Everyone needs a Zavion in there life even if his name is not Zavion, he's still a Zavion.
Girl 1: Hey do you know Zavion?

Girl 2: Yeah he's my boyfriend.

Girl 1: Wow you guys are PERFECT , you sure are lucky to have him.

Girl 2: Yeah I know he's my Zavion <3
zavion by Stay_forever_lovely February 22, 2013

Blaise Zabini 

Blaise Zabini is a character in Harry Potter that isn't mention in the Harry Potter books a lot but his name is in there...so look you lazy bastards. He was at first said to be a girl but he was affirmed to being a boy by her highness, Rowling herself. In fanfiction, a lot of people put Zabini as Draco's boyfriend or for some people who still like the idea fo him being a girl, his girlfriend. What he looks like is unknown also and so is his sexuality but many people lile to compare him to Harry Potter.
Blaise is such a cool name, don't you think?
Blaise Zabini by JasRey April 12, 2005
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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