"...but when he saw that the other man had a dark and lively zabb, so long that the eye might not carry to the end of it, he whispered in his wazir's startled ear: 'As Allah lives, our kadi is not as well hung as his guest!'"

--The Tale of Two Hashish Eaters, The Arabian Nights

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak