Description: Wealthy New Yorkers from NYC who colonize New
Jersey.
Behavior: They destroy communities and pay more than the listed price from overvalued homes. Ignore the previous culture of places they colonize.
Will flaunt how they improve "
ghetto towns" even when said towns were never ghettos.
Habitat: Wealthy urban downtowns,
reddit page, trash hills (high rises), most of Hoboken, and downtown Jersey City.
Procedures: Approach respectfully and
ask them to respect the natives. If they agree, then you have succeeded in assimilating a colonizer (gentrifier). If they become enraged, they're likely apart of the
cult of anti-whites (woke), or they're just in a bad mood. If they're in the anti-white
cult, then prepare for the funeral of your neighborhood. Make preparations to sell your home when houses with a true value of $200,000 start selling for over $1,000,000. Perhaps you can even document your area before it becomes fully gentrified.
Guy: Have you seen what the Yorker Yuppies, the wealthy New Yorkers, have done to downtown Jersey City? It'
s horrible.
Gal: I know. The mayor of that town is selling out the residents. It's a
shame. I feel like crying because of what'
s happening.
Guy: I hear they're coming for Newark next.
Gal: Oh no! We need to stop this madness. Their tyranny of trendiness ends here!
Guy: Those monsters should stay on their side of the hudson river. They come here and claim they're
Jersey Jacks and Janes, but also New Yorkers. It'
s possible to be both, but in
truth, those folks
never were either. In trying to be both, they are nothing at all. Gal, do you want to go on a walk with me where we'll video tape our area?
Gal: That sounds fantastic. We need to document the community before gentrifiers destroy it.