your pants 

a phrase uttered when the person you are speaking to refuses to cease making yo mama jokes. generally, your opponent will be so confused/surprised/disgusted with your comeback that he/she/it will run away, cursing loudly.

of course, this may also lead to a "your pants" war of words. if that arises, it is best advised to a) run away, b) punch the person repeatedly in the face and run, or c) keep firing back with a combo iof yo mama and your pants statements until they get bored and leave.

1: yo mama likes the cock!

2: your PANTS like the cock!!!

1: o.O *runs away*

2: VICTORY!!! *strikes a pose and walks away*

your pants by ravenofroses April 1, 2006

Your Pants 

Something that’s probably off of you at 3am.

Or what you take off during sex

A: Your pants are ass
B: look at YOUR pants

Your Pants by jenkins the man the myth January 1, 2023

National Shit Your Pants Day 

National Shit Your Pants Day, which takes place on April 28, is a regularly-celebrated holiday in the Midwest Region of America, most likely devised by clothing companies to sell replacement underwear and pants to partakers.

David: Why're you eating so much?

Mark: Tomorrow is National Shit Your Pants Day, I want to celebrate it with my girlfriend. Every year we shit each other's pants.
David: Romantic

National Shit Your Pants Day by TheRealJodgd April 17, 2021

What’s in YOUR pants? 

A popular response to the insanely obnoxious question used in the Capital One ad when they ask, “What’s in YOUR wallet?”

More importantly: What’s in YOUR pants?

What’s in YOUR pants? by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019

get in your pants 

A guy wants to have sex with you. also sometimes sed to "finger" or give "blowjob" you want to do something down there.

yeah, he definatly wants to get in your pants.

get in your pants by rinaaaa April 1, 2008

jelly your pants 

to get so turned on or aroused in public, that you ejaculate all over your pants. basically wet your pants with cum

wow shes smoking whoa hey whats wrong dude where you going did you jelly your pants

i think he did

jelly your pants by [e-mail] January 25, 2008

keep your pants on 

Used to tell overly excited/angry people to calm down.

Person One: Bro, I ordered my cheese like 45 minutes ago, where the hell is it?!?
Person Two: Dude, keep your pants on, its coming.

Person One: What in the world made you think I would take my pants off?
Person Two: I don't know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon.

Person One: Nah man, this ain't right, I'm calling the manager ... And taking my pants off!

keep your pants on by welcometoforever March 9, 2015