yawnking

Shallow and incessant speech, which represents antagonism in a person listening to the speech

the lecturer is yawnking about his life

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Yearbook Yanking

When one gets so turned on to someone that goes to there school, they jerk-off to a yearbook picture of that person.

I saw Vicky in school today and went home and pulled a Yearbook Yanking

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another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me

You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off

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f: are you tired?
s: NO IM JUST YAWNING BECAUSE MY MOUTH WANTS TO DO A STRETCHY BREATHE

yawning by sarahue November 10, 2019

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The unexplained urge one gets to use or play with their cell phone when watching another person utilizing theirs.

While waiting for our lunch order, Sarah took out her phone to check her texts. Cell yawning occurred and soon we all had to follow suit.

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To mess around with another friend in a jovial manner; to josh around and jest with another

Etymologically, comes from the phrase “pulling your leg”

Nah, I didn’t actually sleep with your mom, I was just yanking your Johnson.

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When your arsehole is gasping for air following a hot runny turd

Oh man I've just had some serious yawning cod action

Yawning Cod by Jockegg January 29, 2015

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