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stretchy 

it can mean anything. like legit anything in the world. put it in any sentence to describe anything.
"urggg i have a math test" -jermy placenta
"eww thts stretchy. i hate math" -ginlly

or...

"wow i loveee your outfit!! whered u get it??" -holly
"thanks! ik its stretchy, i got it at this stretchy store that im not going to reveal the name of!" -gina

:)
stretchy by ginlly March 15, 2010
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Stretchy 

Highly capable of stretching easily without breaking or hurting, like flexible but not
- Yo fam, I can touch my toes when I’m stretching

- hahah g you’re so stretchy
Stretchy by StretchyLad May 31, 2018

Stretchy 

Damn thats some stretchy nips carl has

Stretchy 

One who has no eye lashes. May experience sore eyelids.
" That kid is a stretchy...where did his eyelashes go?"
Stretchy by popo's on the tail April 1, 2009

stretchy foreskin 

A rather unpleasant result of the act of docking, the foreskin can stretch up to lengths of down to the ground.
Dan says to Gavin

Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin."

Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate."
stretchy foreskin by Dr. Docking April 22, 2018

Stretchy Roger 

A sexual act in which a male or female takes the vagina of a female and stretches it out with both hands. The full "Stretchy Roger" would be to complete the act of stretching the vagina over your head like a hat.
Man, I can't believe Billy and Emily pulled off a Stretchy Roger last night.
Stretchy Roger by 1Mudkip88 December 9, 2010

Stretchy-Pants 

Pants needed if you eat too much food.
If Stormy eats all those jelly doughnuts, she'll need to buy some stretchy-pants.
Stretchy-Pants by Jelly_XX April 4, 2023
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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