Yawning

When you relax and open your asshole for extended periods of time.

Tim: "Why does it smell so bad in here?"
Josh: "Amanda has been yawning all day."

by CDogDaBeast December 13, 2015

Yawning

A way to conform yourself

You are conformed =(

by Kyle Benson June 14, 2004

yawning

yawning

a stretchy breathe.

f: are you tired?
s: NO IM JUST YAWNING BECAUSE MY MOUTH WANTS TO DO A STRETCHY BREATHE

by sarahue November 10, 2019

yawn

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."

Dr. Phil: "LOL!"

by ZCMC March 10, 2009

Yawn

When you're tired, and your jaw opens and you let out a gust of mighty man wind. Sometimes it sounds like a fart, but it works...Kind of

Oh jee willikers, I sure am tired...YAAAAWWWWNNing right now. The person would then open their jaw, yawns, and unleash fury

by Lettuceleaf June 18, 2011

yawn

The single most contagious thing in the known universe. Can be passed from person to person by the mystery of F-Gas.

Me: Darn you!! Stop yawning!!!
Ac: I can't help it!! *Yawn* I'm tired!! I got potatoed to death last night!!

by KittyGirl August 15, 2004

yawn

what you do when you're tired. usually occurs in math or school in general. contagious to two people.

*yawn*

by sleepisbetter June 13, 2003