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Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)
Student 1: Dude, our teacher is getting old. I think he's balding!
Student 2: Yeah! I think he has a Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)!
Student 2: Yeah! I think he has a Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)!
Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke) by Mr. Turtle096 September 30, 2010
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Golden Yarmulke
A circular bald patch on the top-back portion of the head most often found on men from 17 - 53 who are experiencing hair loss. Because of the location of the patch it is typically tan.
After Bill's wife caught him in bed with another man, the radius of his Golden Yarmulke seemed to increase at a much faster clip.
Golden Yarmulke by leveller225 September 15, 2004
Ramen Yarmulke
The name given to the material ejected on to a fellators head while being vomited on by the the person you are fellating.
Following a huge chili dinner, Frank failed to notify Darlene that he was extremely drunk when she began to fellate him. It came as no surprise to him when he vomited his dinner onto her head. Darlene screamed and immediately ran to the shower to clean off her newly delivered Ramen Yarmulke
Ramen Yarmulke by puckmonkey January 29, 2009
dirty yarmulke
When you are getting a blow job, you shit in your hand and slam it on the back of your partner's head.
dirty yarmulke by LisaNaked March 20, 2004
Yarmulke Dance
Yarmulke Dance by ominous125 June 5, 2009
Flesh Yarmulke
A typical phase in the progression of male pattern baldness in which a circular patch of exposed scalp makes it look as though a yarmulke is being worn.
Flesh Yarmulke by Ocram April 28, 2003
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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