Ocram's definitions

F.O.W

Flavor of the week. Meaning weekly love interest.

Oh, so he’s your new F.O.W.

by Ocram May 27, 2019

Debauchery Pebbles

1. Chocolate chips.
2. Any tasty yet nutritionally vacant
morsel that is difficult to consume
with discretion.

We cuddled on the couch and watched a movie while engorging ourselves on debauchery pebbles.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

Bonejohn

1. The penis; especially, when erect.
2. The act of copulation.

Come here baby - I have got a nice tumescent bonejohn upon which you
should squat.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

Protein Carnation

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

track marks

Strips of brownish discoloration that can often be found in the undergarments being worn by someone with a 'less-than-tidy' anus.

Damn it all. I just bought these briefs last week and they are already trashed with track marks.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Crinkled Star

The anus.

Debi was quite a sylph -- and boy did she have the most discrete little crinkled star you have ever seen.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Ron Jeremy

A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.

Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.

by Ocram May 2, 2003