Ocram's definitions

Phart

1. (verb)The passing of gas by any
member of royalty.

2. (noun)The actual intestinal gas
emitted by a member of royalty on
any given occassion.

The royal castle, with its wonderfully acustic halls, is one of the places where the prince loves to liberate some of his more stentorian pharts.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Protein Carnation

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

Bonejohn

1. The penis; especially, when erect.
2. The act of copulation.

Come here baby - I have got a nice tumescent bonejohn upon which you
should squat.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

Ron Jeremy

A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.

Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.

by Ocram May 2, 2003

track marks

Strips of brownish discoloration that can often be found in the undergarments being worn by someone with a 'less-than-tidy' anus.

Damn it all. I just bought these briefs last week and they are already trashed with track marks.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

anejohn

The anus.

Johanna was quite randy, but regretfully, she never allowed me to penetrate her anejohn.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

Flesh Yarmulke

A typical phase in the progression of male pattern baldness in which a circular patch of exposed scalp makes it look as though a yarmulke is being worn.

Oh my god - check it out; that guy is donning the quintessential flesh yarmulke.

by Ocram April 28, 2003