14 definitions by Ocram

The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.
My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.
by Ocram April 29, 2003
1. Chocolate chips.
2. Any tasty yet nutritionally vacant
morsel that is difficult to consume
with discretion.
We cuddled on the couch and watched a movie while engorging ourselves on debauchery pebbles.
by Ocram April 28, 2003
Strips of brownish discoloration that can often be found in the undergarments being worn by someone with a 'less-than-tidy' anus.
Damn it all. I just bought these briefs last week and they are already trashed with track marks.
by Ocram April 28, 2003
The act of igniting one's flatulence; usually achieved by holding a lighter near the anus while passing gas. The term comes from the bluish-colored flame often resulting from methane combustion. (Note that this activity can be dangerous, and has been known to severly burn the anus and even entrails of careless practitoners.)
I have always enjoyed doing blue angels, but decided to discontinue the activity the day that a flame singed my lower intestines.
by Ocram April 28, 2003
A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.
Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.
by Ocram April 28, 2003
Johanna was quite randy, but regretfully, she never allowed me to penetrate her anejohn.
by Ocram April 28, 2003
1. The penis; especially, when erect.
2. The act of copulation.
Come here baby - I have got a nice tumescent bonejohn upon which you
should squat.
by Ocram April 28, 2003