Blue Angel

The act of igniting one's flatulence; usually achieved by holding a lighter near the anus while passing gas. The term comes from the bluish-colored flame often resulting from methane combustion. (Note that this activity can be dangerous, and has been known to severly burn the anus and even entrails of careless practitoners.)

I have always enjoyed doing blue angels, but decided to discontinue the activity the day that a flame singed my lower intestines.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Protein Carnation

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

F.O.W

Flavor of the week. Meaning weekly love interest.

Oh, so he’s your new F.O.W.

by Ocram May 27, 2019

Proletariat Bidet

Saliva-soaked toilet paper used - in lieu of an actual bidet - to cleanse and soothe the anus.

I had explosive diarrhea at the train station and was left with no option but to take a proletariat bidet.

by Ocram April 23, 2003

Bonejohn

1. The penis; especially, when erect.
2. The act of copulation.

Come here baby - I have got a nice tumescent bonejohn upon which you
should squat.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Fempecia

Any occurrence of balding found in women.

I feel so horribly for amy - her hat blew off in the wind and everyone saw that she has fempecia.

by Ocram April 29, 2003

Mini Driver

The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.

My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.

by Ocram April 29, 2003