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yarmulke 

A beanie worn by Jewish men to protect their souls from being stolen by Catholics.
Yarmulke is a tin foil hat, only it works against other religions, not the government.
yarmulke by Grinnar January 5, 2009

yarmulke 

<a jew ponders>
"Should i wear my yarmulke under my baseball hat or over it"
yarmulke by Automatah April 6, 2003

yarmulke 

the most magical thing in the world. jews r the luckiest people on earth. they always have magic upon they're head!! they come in many colors. n many fabrics. they rockkkk! every1 envies the yarmulke wearers...
guy 1- "omg look! yarmulkes!"
guy 2- "those people r sooo lucky"
guy 1- "hey they're gettin on the roller coaster with the yarmulkes on. won't they fly off?"
guy 2- "haha nooo way. i saw them go SWIMMING with the yarmulkes earlier"
guy 1- "they didn't go underwater tho, riiiight?"
guy 2- "OF COURSE!!! yarmulkes r not clipped on or glued. they r held on by sumthing much stronger..."
guy 1- "and whats that?"
guy 2- "magic..."
yarmulke by lacyfrickenroxxx11;) August 20, 2009

Yarmulke 

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he pulls out right before ejaculation, grabs a yarmulke and ejaculates into it, and then puts it on her head. That shit will never fall off during services.
Dude, my girl and I tried out the yarmulke at Beth El, she wore my yarmulke the rest of Shabbat.
Yarmulke by JewKing July 22, 2011

Yarmulke Dance 

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina and making a fool of yourself by grunting loudly.
Last night my wife and I totally had a yarmulke dance fest!
Yarmulke Dance by ominous125 June 5, 2009

Yarmulke Trick

Scoring three hockey goals in 24 hours. Less than a hat trick but more than just a goal or two.
Tkachuk scored two goals yesterday. If he scores one more today, he’ll have a Yarmulke Trick!
Yarmulke Trick by JusDin January 5, 2025