wrinds

When someones hands blend into their wrist. The equivalent of a cankle.

"That big lady has wrinds!"

wrinds by hawhaw November 22, 2007

Windshitter Syndrome 

A League of Legends player who plays and ques exclusively Yasuo or Yone, and still believes they have any ounce of talent.

"I want to play Yone/Yasuo"
"Don't! You'll catch a severe case of Windshitter Syndrome!"
"Good point, I want to keep my friends"

Windshitter Syndrome by leagueofwests August 30, 2021

winds of shit 

From the Trailer Park Boys: The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.

Lahey: "You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?"
Bubbles: "...No."
Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."

winds of shit by Chuwy June 10, 2006

tattered windsock 

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.

"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

tattered windsock by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper 

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010

South Windsor High School 

A fairly large school where the student parking lot is made up of better and nicer cars than the facultys and the girls teams do better than the mens. The security is beyond ridiculous for a rich town school, the cafe food sucks, the spanish teachers think there actually spanish, creative wood is one of the best classes you'll take, 85% of the school body is stoned and people skip alot. students are wiggers and complain alot but it's not that bad.

student 1: Yoo watsgood
student 2: south windsor high school sucks son
student 1: yoo lets skip yo

South Windsor High School by CtDude7 January 19, 2012

winds of winter

Something George R.R. Martin can't finish.

Guy 1: I can't wait for the Winds of Winter to be released
Guy 2: I'd just forget about it, there's no way GRRM's going to finish it.

winds of winter by dragon titties April 18, 2018