Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.
Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper
by EssexDave May 6, 2016
n:fore-finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger
Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper
by Wickiwawa April 9, 2009
by Aaron Connolly July 28, 2023