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Windsurfing

The act of performing anal sex while the receiver farts during this action.
"Took this girl home last night and went windsurfing on the first date"
Windsurfing by things25 January 15, 2015

windsurfing

to masturbate and get great pleasure
man, i wacked off all over my friends school shirt last night
windsurfing by david September 20, 2004

wikisurfing 

The act of going from one Wiki (such as Wikipedia, or Uncyclopedia) article to another. This sport can be highly entertaining and time-consuming. The vast amount of material covered, and the number of links within an article make it possible to jump (for example) from Monty Python to Vacuum Cleaners, and then to World War II.
"Dude, I spent like all of last night wikisurfing. I have no life."
wikisurfing by Stephan Garland September 7, 2005

Wind Surfing 

a) the acts involved in flatulence fetish...aka fart play.

or
b) intentionally making a vagina expel compressed air
a) Did you hear that your ex lets his new boyfriend fart on him..? Ya he told me he's a wind surfer.

b) My boyfriend likes to do it doggy style so it makes me quiff..he's in to wind surfing.
Wind Surfing by Sand Cat February 27, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026