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An Asian friend used as an accomplice (and catalyst) to pick-up women.
Chen is going to play wongman tonight at the bars--he's money with the ladies.
wongman by Jeremy Ko December 17, 2007
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WOGMANIA 

This is when a black person loves to go to oriental restaurant or takeaways for food.
Fukkin ell that chimp is doing a wogmania
WOGMANIA by Arbaab Rashid January 1, 2005
Oi wogman, stop stealing from my shop
Wogman by Sam Awadalla November 25, 2006
1. v. This word was birthed when an amazingly sextraordinarily saucy female stated that she would rape anyone who could speak in a voice resembling that of a Bill Clinton, and the male with whom she was conversing proceeded to respond, well, I can speak in voice just like Clinton's. So, "Oh my God, NOW".

The astute and analytical female proceeded to mention how OMG NOW backwords says "wongmo"; raping a personally solely because they have a voice much like that of the late President Clinton is a backward concept; thus, it follows, that the anacronym is pronounced "wongmo".

To wongmo, essentially, means to rape someone who would be unwilling to be raped were it not for the massive sexual appeal of the raper. And yes, one can be willingly raped, it's a bit like.. hm, well it's like when a person is "forced" to engage in sexual acts; however, they enjoy the acts, it just allows them to disavow personal responsability if they say that they were forced. Also, it is rape if the "wongmoer", if you will, would have engaged in sexual acts with the wongmo-ee regardless of whether consent was issued.

*Note: wongmoers must have a mad-sexual appeal, that is irrefutable to both genders

2. adj. anything that is amazingly or orgasmically rad
1. Dude, I was in this ally when out-nowhere this bitch in red hot leather with saucy lips, a sweet ass, thighs like what, what, carting a whip approached me. She then proceeded to throttle me whilst playing Marvin Gaye music quite loudly from a small handbag which she'd cast off to the side. God it was fucking amazing. She wongmoed me like an she was an ape in heat. God it was so wongmo.

2. Man, that was so fucking wongmo.
wongmo by KEGavin December 26, 2005
what’s on your mind ?
*journal*
speak woym
woym by chingona20 August 16, 2022

Wongmion 

A blue balled minion with grey semen and saggy balls covered with thick hairy pubic hair
Wongmion came to a strip club last night his hair is covered with semen!
Wongmion by Coxoxo March 22, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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