wongmeister 

Simmilar to the actor in monk, an obsesive compulsive skinny asian man, first name must be a short american 3 letter-long name, usually begining with "D". They tend to own 5-20 computers, even though only one is used at a time. The wongmeister allways carries a bottle of hanitizer. Hard to find, as he not nocturnal, but also is rarely seen in the day, the wong feeds on super 88 foods and sometimes turtles and computer parts. Also looks like spock.

Wongmeisters are hard to find, but look hard, and you will see them lurking in the Best Buys and CompUsas.

wongmeister by Jose Rubio October 22, 2006

Woofmeister 

The super ugly, dog-looking girl that appears at every party. She wants to hook up with everyone, yet no one wants to hook up with her. Inevitably, she does have intercourse, undoubtedly with one of your friends. Loosely translated from the English: "Master of Woof;" inspired by the 1991 John Hughes Film "Home Alone," as a comment about Buzz McCallister's girlfriend:

Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"

Cory: "Check out Woofmeister over there. She just need's to learn how to stop, man. No one wants that, even though we all know Jon is gonna be balls deep in that by beer 9."
Mike: "Word."

Woofmeister by Freebase90 April 27, 2009

Woopmeister 

The King or master of Woop Woop! A person who parties hardy! King of parties.

Can we get a Woop Woop for the Woopmeister?!
JF is a Woopmeister!

Woopmeister by BonjourJT May 25, 2010

The Woodmeister 

Only the most coolest,sexxxiest,flyest,gangsterist person alive! Everyone wants to fuck The Woodmeister! Also slang for having a huge cock

Noelia: Boy, The Woodmeister sure does have a nice big dick, I'd love to hop on it! ;)

The Woodmeister by The Woodmeister August 13, 2007

Wangmeister II

a male person related to Rasputin except he is much more of a chick magnet than his relative which is why he gets booty so much.

horny dude #1: did you know that Wangmeister II got booty last night?
horny dude #2: ofc i know that it was my booty
horny dude #3 ay man yall talking bout wang? he gets so much booty geez

Wangmeister II by Wangmeister II September 11, 2019

The Wonmeister 

A Legend, founder of the Original Jungle Crew, Known For Getting gyal and laying grav.

What Happened To Becky’s Hip?

-she got taken down by the Wonmeister

The Wonmeister by WelshPrince November 22, 2021

The Longmeister 

An Arabic snake.

Hey man you got any of those Arabic snakes left? You know my man, the Longmeisters

The Longmeister by howardgreen1972 March 19, 2020