woodey
Haha you look like a Woodey
woodey by Chocolate_bunny123 April 23, 2021
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(n) A wooden roller coaster
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Wooden shield
Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.
Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.
Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.
Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*
Wooden shield by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 22, 2020
woody fingers
Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer
'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'
'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
woody fingers by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014
Woodyard
"Fuck Showalter, Get to the WOODYARD!"
"Jones, are you wearing safety glasses?" "Yes." "NO your not! Get to the WOODYARD!"
"Sheets, I don't want to hear your bitching, now get to the WOODYARD!"
"Awww Hell! Shumate, Out of the WOODYARD, and off your ass and on your knees!"
"Kanka, Ball, Helser, quit being queer, and get to the WOODYARD!"
"Showalter, did you make a facebook account with my name? Your kicked out of the WOODYARD forever!"
"Jones, are you wearing safety glasses?" "Yes." "NO your not! Get to the WOODYARD!"
"Sheets, I don't want to hear your bitching, now get to the WOODYARD!"
"Awww Hell! Shumate, Out of the WOODYARD, and off your ass and on your knees!"
"Kanka, Ball, Helser, quit being queer, and get to the WOODYARD!"
"Showalter, did you make a facebook account with my name? Your kicked out of the WOODYARD forever!"
Woodyard by Joshua Showalter May 24, 2008
wooder ice
wooder ice by j May 28, 2004