j's definitions

FLY DOWN

the closest meaning i could come up with to the Man Down

kid' aight, the fly situation is under control...
J' nice one
kid' chyeah

by J April 1, 2005

ghettobird

a police helicopter

"motherfuck you and your punkass ghettobird"

by J January 9, 2004

jzo

marked by the characteristic of being cooler than cool,in reference to a short asian girl dubbed 'jzo' by her fellow surburia gangstas. not of course, affliated with jlo.

wussup jzo! u noe!

by j December 11, 2003

Pontiac

Pontiac, GM's excitement division with such performance-oriented vehicles as the 185HP Aztek, 200HP SV6, and 200HP G6! Excitement indeed.

My Aztek looks lovely, doesn't it?

by J September 28, 2004

Trip to the sewers

A sexual act of extreme degredation where-by the female refuses to wash her genitalia for 2-3 weeks, and then agreeing to sex with her partner, thus the male's penis takes a "trip to the sewers".

Jim was explaining to Pete how a trip to the sewers with Jenna was not worth the hassle.

by J May 3, 2005

Santoor

is a stringed instrument which is popular in the middle East. It is of great importance in the Indian state of Kashmir. Santoor is used there for accompanying a type of classical music called 'Soofiana Kalam', along with other instruments.

Santoor is made of a box of wood, trapezoid in shape. Over this there are thirty bridges, arranged in fifteen rows, two in each row. A set of four strings of metal tuned to the same note is stretched over each pair of bridges, thus the total number of wires is sixty. The length and thickness of strings vary according to the octave, the strings are thickest in the lower octave. It is played with a pair of flat wooden pieces curved at the striking end.

The sound that comes from a Santoor is unbelievable.

by j August 28, 2004

smartasstical

Yeah so if you have a sense of humor thats like sarcastic and you like bein a smartass you probably have this smartasstical sense of humor most people don't get. THe bitches.

Those dumb kids don't understand mah smartasstical sense of humor.

by J April 20, 2004