j's definitions

automatron

A tool that can be used to automate almost anything, from brown sugar to a mars probe.

Perl is my automatron.

by J May 4, 2003

shebang

a post-operative transexual prostitute

how much for the shebang with the blond hair?

by J October 17, 2003

2cb

4-bromo-2,5-dimethoxyphenethylamine, a hallucinogenic drug, first synthesized by Sasha Shulgin and chemically related to STP(DOM). 2CB's effects are usually described as a cross between LSD and MDMA (ecstasy). Sometimes is sold as ecstasy.

I crushed up a pill of 2CB and railed it and damn did it burn!

by J June 21, 2003

Cadillac

Like Infiniti, Cadillac is going to be the next leader in the automotive luxury field. Spurred by new models such as the CTS, SRX, XLR, and ever-popular Escalade, Cadillac sales have soared. Upcoming models like the STS feature best-in-class features with the highly-recognized Northstar V8.

An STS is just as good as any Mercedes...

by J September 28, 2004

skinhead

One with a shaved head, tight jeans, boots, and who cannot fight on his own. They usually go around in large groups beating up younger kids or people in smaller numbers.

The word skinhead is almost an oxy-moron. When you see one, there are usually ten more standing behind you.

by J January 23, 2004

potato show

A potato show is when you put your balls on your buddy's face when he's passed out at a party.

Dude look at Steve, go give him a potato show

by J March 1, 2005

Sleep Talker

A sexual act where-by the male forces his erect penis into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound muffeled and distorted.

Bill couldn't hide his guilt as he heard Sally sleep talk.

by J May 3, 2005