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wooden nickel 

This term is used when a person is being manipulated or lied to.
That pimp just handed her a wooden nickel to get her to bring him all her money.
wooden nickel by yesidid December 26, 2009

wooden nickel 

noun-when a guy/girl sits on his/her partner's face and the guy/girl poops a little, leaving an indelible brown circle approximately the size of a nickel. Can't be too much--or you just had someone shit on your face.
During a moment of crazed ecstasy, the girl mounted his unshaven face and gently placed a wooden nickel upon his sweaty brow.
wooden nickel by Joey Shmoey November 16, 2006

Wooden Nickel 

A wood disc that is utterly worthless.
I spent $20 at the carnival and all I left with is a wooden nickel.
Wooden Nickel by Coolandy55 June 22, 2022

Wooden Nickel Digger 

An individual who is attempting to be a gold digger, but has mistakenly targeted a charlatan.
“Damn, that dumb ass ho bag wooden nickel digger gunna be real disappointed when that shitbag, pseudo-lawyer hands her Soviet era toilet paper to wipe that cum off her chin.

Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel 

Go to jail and you may just take it in the chocolate covered wooden nickel

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels 

Don't let anyone get over on you! Be alert and aware of shady people. (Often said as a goodbye)
Talk to you later, don't take any wooden nickels!