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wokely by hawktuahtonight? October 25, 2025
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Dru Wakely
Dru Wakely is one of the three members of the british band, The Midnight Beast, who was made famous after spoofing Ke$ha's single, Tik Tok.
The other two members are Ashley Horne and Stefan Abingdon.
Dru is normally the one in the songs that's "dad goes off on a cold, Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes, back and 17 years later finds out he's with a whole, fucking family of some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even, know his fucking name anymore"* and goes on drunken rampages, fucks hoes and scored some drugs.*
He was also in the bands, Clik Clik and Perfect People with Stefan Abingdon.
*reference from their parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
**reference from their skit, Walk With Us
The other two members are Ashley Horne and Stefan Abingdon.
Dru is normally the one in the songs that's "dad goes off on a cold, Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes, back and 17 years later finds out he's with a whole, fucking family of some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even, know his fucking name anymore"* and goes on drunken rampages, fucks hoes and scored some drugs.*
He was also in the bands, Clik Clik and Perfect People with Stefan Abingdon.
*reference from their parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
**reference from their skit, Walk With Us
Chuck: Dru Wakely is awesomeness, ain't he?
Gabe: Yeah! He scored drugs, bro! He's way cool.
Chuck: You know he's only joking, right?
Gabe: Oh. What about the bit about his dad in Tik Tok?
Chuck: I think that's a joke too... BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! DRU'S STILL AWESOME!
Gabe: Yeah! He scored drugs, bro! He's way cool.
Chuck: You know he's only joking, right?
Gabe: Oh. What about the bit about his dad in Tik Tok?
Chuck: I think that's a joke too... BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! DRU'S STILL AWESOME!
Dru Wakely by saportasuarez April 8, 2010
Performative wokery
The act of claiming offence on behalf of a third party, without any discrimination for context, intent or reasoning. Used affirmatively by young or naive social warriors, who believe any loud noise they make brings attention that helps their cause. Used disparagingly by experienced social warriors with experience actually inciting change, who know that shouting at strangers mostly undermines the cause's legitimacy and attracts the wrong sort of attention.
Have you seen Jack's twitter where he picks fights with celebrities? I know he's trying to be on our side but his performative wokery is starting to put everything we stand for at risk.
Performative wokery by User1040goodbuddy December 22, 2019
Wokel
From woke + yokel: someone who thinks wokeness makes them sophisticated but is actually utterly clueless.
Wokel by Allhandlesareinuse July 5, 2019
Wokey
Pejorative for a white liberal who uses social injustice as an opportunity to boost their own ego by making self-gratifying posts on social media. Their actions indirectly hinder justice and equality by creating a divisive atmosphere in which peaceful dialogue becomes impossible. They estimate their own intelligence to be much greater than it actually is, making them highly susceptible to the Dunning-Kruger effect. They impose their beliefs on others and attempt to sabotage the livelihood of anyone who doesn’t conform to their ideas that are based in pseudoscience.
Example 1:
Johnny doesn’t realize that his black co-workers get annoyed when he constantly asks to take selfies with them so that he can post pictures of himself with minorities on his Facebook page. Johnny doesn’t get invited to the barbeque. Johnny is a wokey.
Example 2:
Sally read a Wikipedia article about quantum mechanics and now she forcefully brings it up in conversations so that she can talk about it as if she has a working knowledge of the subject. Sally has a gender studies degree and works at Starbucks. Sally is a wokey.
Example 3:
Billy believes that independence, resilience, and ambition are all forms of toxic masculinity. Billy lets a militant feminist destroy his butt hole with a strap-on. Billy is a wokey.
Johnny doesn’t realize that his black co-workers get annoyed when he constantly asks to take selfies with them so that he can post pictures of himself with minorities on his Facebook page. Johnny doesn’t get invited to the barbeque. Johnny is a wokey.
Example 2:
Sally read a Wikipedia article about quantum mechanics and now she forcefully brings it up in conversations so that she can talk about it as if she has a working knowledge of the subject. Sally has a gender studies degree and works at Starbucks. Sally is a wokey.
Example 3:
Billy believes that independence, resilience, and ambition are all forms of toxic masculinity. Billy lets a militant feminist destroy his butt hole with a strap-on. Billy is a wokey.
Wokey by Butt Sex Cobra March 11, 2021
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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