Wokel
From woke + yokel: someone who thinks wokeness makes them sophisticated but is actually utterly clueless.
Wokel by Allhandlesareinuse July 5, 2019
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Wokel
Religious like fanatical person acting in a hateful way against anyone not on the current perceived social trend. To be immune from the realities of life and/or the real world around them. To use Racist, bigot or phoebe completely out of context as a weapon to stop communication.
Related Words
Wokel • wokeland • Wokeless • Wokelisted • Wokelet • Wokeligion • wokelina • Wokeling • wokely • woke limit
wokeacracy
wokeacracy — Credit for the coinage of the word is given to Governor Ron DeSantis who has proclaimed his state Florida to be where “Woke” goes to die.
Used positively “wokeacracy “ would be: a society of awakened individuals who organized and used the political system in a fair way to gain power.
Used negatively the word is currently used as both a dog whistle and a battle cry calling for the disenfranchisement of groups seen as a threat to the current hegemony.
Originally, “Stay Woke” was a hook in a the Childish Gambino song Redbone — a song written as a satire on the Trump presidency veiled by lyrics with sexual overtones.
Like most acerbic satire, the ideas the phrase “stay woke” pointed to were so powerful that the phrase took on a life of its own. The popular song brought the concept to the surface of popular cultural awareness.
This isn’t the first time this concept has stimulated the imaginations of humankind.
When the Buddha was asked what class of being he was: god, gandharva, celestial dancer or demon he answered that he was none of these.
“I am awake”
Aham jāgṛtaḥ asmi (in Sanskrit)
This was his description of himself.
This of course, can’t be taught in schools because if it were taught; then, it could posssibly lead to Wokeacracy!!!
And we wouldn’t want that.
Would we?
Used positively “wokeacracy “ would be: a society of awakened individuals who organized and used the political system in a fair way to gain power.
Used negatively the word is currently used as both a dog whistle and a battle cry calling for the disenfranchisement of groups seen as a threat to the current hegemony.
Originally, “Stay Woke” was a hook in a the Childish Gambino song Redbone — a song written as a satire on the Trump presidency veiled by lyrics with sexual overtones.
Like most acerbic satire, the ideas the phrase “stay woke” pointed to were so powerful that the phrase took on a life of its own. The popular song brought the concept to the surface of popular cultural awareness.
This isn’t the first time this concept has stimulated the imaginations of humankind.
When the Buddha was asked what class of being he was: god, gandharva, celestial dancer or demon he answered that he was none of these.
“I am awake”
Aham jāgṛtaḥ asmi (in Sanskrit)
This was his description of himself.
This of course, can’t be taught in schools because if it were taught; then, it could posssibly lead to Wokeacracy!!!
And we wouldn’t want that.
Would we?
We have to remove critical race theory from our schools; keep women barefoot and pregnant; disenfranchise non-White voters; discourage diversity and inclusion programs; and remove affirmative action programs otherwise America will become a wokeacracy!!!!!!!!!
wokeacracy by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 16, 2023
woke up and chose violence
woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.
And sometimes it is actually violence.
It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.
And sometimes it is actually violence.
It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.
The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.
woke up and chose violence by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 22, 2023
Woke potato
Woke potato is a person whose mental capacities have been destroyed by ideology. It refers to the slang use of potato as someone being uninteresting, dull or strange. Many social science disciplines produce woke potatoes, for example Feminist studies which cherry pick all evidence which shows women to be marginalized while ignoring all the evidence - especially legal regulations - which show women to be favored.
A characterizing trait of woke potatoes is that they cherry pick their evidence so that it suits their ideology. The worldview of a woke potato is unscientific, subjective but always politically correct.
A characterizing trait of woke potatoes is that they cherry pick their evidence so that it suits their ideology. The worldview of a woke potato is unscientific, subjective but always politically correct.
John: What's Chris up to? I've heard he is studying women studies at University of California?
Michael: Yes, he really changed and he is now this bitter, rambling sob. It's hard to talk to him now.
John: What do you mean?
Michael: Well he lives in this strange echo chamber. He basically ignores all evidence that does not support his worldview and is always rambling about the patriarchy.
John: Sound like he has become a complete woke potato.
Michael: Very true. It's difficult to reach him since he does not accept empirical evidence. It's all about historical injustices and narratives, and of course a lot of cherry picked evidence.
Michael: Yes, he really changed and he is now this bitter, rambling sob. It's hard to talk to him now.
John: What do you mean?
Michael: Well he lives in this strange echo chamber. He basically ignores all evidence that does not support his worldview and is always rambling about the patriarchy.
John: Sound like he has become a complete woke potato.
Michael: Very true. It's difficult to reach him since he does not accept empirical evidence. It's all about historical injustices and narratives, and of course a lot of cherry picked evidence.
Woke potato by Skeptic234234 March 10, 2023
Woke culture ass wagons
A term used to say: this group is too woke and I am leaving.
Often used by people who think you care.
Often used by people who think you care.
I have officially decided to leave this group. Ye'all woke culture ass wagons seem hell bent on making me hate something I love.
Bye
Spoke by the Great Red Neck Flounce Prophet: Krispen. Vol. 1. Muad'Dib's Spicy Memes for Bene Gesserit Teens, Bookface group.
Bye
Spoke by the Great Red Neck Flounce Prophet: Krispen. Vol. 1. Muad'Dib's Spicy Memes for Bene Gesserit Teens, Bookface group.
Woke culture ass wagons by Silvaus January 14, 2022
woke up and chose chaos
woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.
A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.
And then the chaos ensues.
A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.
And then the chaos ensues.
I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!
woke up and chose chaos by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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