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If a song is put in Tik Tok everyone will hate that song, also the cunt who put it in there in the first place
Tik Tok made Muffin Time a song for nonces
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A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target's testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.
"Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me"
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(adjective) To blatantly rip off someone else's material because you have no originality of your own. To record the exact same post everyone else is making.
I posted a 'How to do The Floss' dance tutorial up on YouTube and 57 million 11 year olds TikTokked me.
by MiloMinderbidner August 27, 2020
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Previously known as ‘musical.ly’, tik tok is an app where people lip sync to sexually explicit songs whilst biting their lips, stroking their hair and basically trying to look sexy. You can imagine how cringe this is.

There are different types of people on tik tok. The 12 year old girls pretending they’re 20, horny teenage boys trying to get laid and lastly the middle aged folk who have no clue what they’re doing.

Then there’s the same stupid repetitive ‘challenges’ including the boy challenge, water challenge and the dreaded shuffle challenge. (Y’all can search these up yourselves, I’m running low on brain cells)

What’s the saddest part? The fact that there are kids my age making millions from this dumb wasteland of an app, such as Jacob saggytits and Baby Aerial.

Are you unattractive? Do you have no real talent but still want to become famous? Look no further, for Tik Tok has you covered! Just remember to bring your miniskirt, 100 pounds of makeup and possibly a script. Boys, no shirts allowed. Even if you are like 10.
Tik Tok - an app that lets users lip sync to music
God: Okay y’all I think my work is done here time to leave now for my world has finally been created
*God has left the server*

*Musical.ly has joined the server*
by SaltySpoon178 October 20, 2018
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Cringy little girls who lip sync to steal some celebrity's hard work. Also free platform for pedophiles to trick little kids. Stupid thing to show that you have no friends irl. One day you'll see your self using hand gestures to show how fucked up you are.
THERE IS no sentence for tik tok but for little 12 year olds to cringe.
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A sound a clock makes as the second hand moves.
Tik Tok... Tik Tok... I like the clock sound... Oh crap! I just realized! 3:00! Forgot to send Snapchat Streaks! Ehh, it's pointless anyway... Won't buy me food in the future, will it?
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The worst social media app ever created. Where songs are ruined and people become hated. Its just people doing dumb dances or "challenges" in a ten second video with music. Sound retarded? Cuz it is. 12 year old girls shake their shit for horny kids to watch. Want to see a 12 year old shake their ass to trap music? Well you found the place. Perverted shit, I would be embarrassed if my daughter was on that app. If you are an attention craving little bitch that lives off social media likes this place will be perfect for you. TikTok is where songs go to die. Once a song hits TikTok and becomes popular there it will never be enjoyable to listen to again. People call them "TikTok" songs even though they were not made popular by the app, but ruined by it. Comment sections under songs on Youtube now say "Here before TikTok." That shouldn't exist. It's sad.

TikTokers have no talent. Don't let them tell you different. They have no skill. They aren't funny. They are useless to society. Yet some make a shit ton of money off the app (particularly those the beforementioned 12 year olds find attractive, even though they are nothing above basic). It's bullshit. Fuck em.

Oh yeah and also: It is Chinese spyware. Literally developed by a Chinese tech company to gather information on you. The Chinese government is evil. There are literally slaves over there. No company that values human rights should trade one cent worth of personal information to them. But TikTok does.
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Scientists have confirmed that once you download TikTok onto a device, your dick immediately shrinks 3 inches and you are 29.78% more likely to become gay. If your'e a female, you will become 32.7% more likely to be attracted to homosexual men. For every ten minutes spent watching TikToks, you lose 1, 987,452 brain cells (the average human brain has 100 billion, use them wisely). Example: "4 million on Twitter!!!! thank you so much!! only 96 million more until 1 billion!!" ~ Actual Tweet from addison rae.

To sum it up, TikTok is just dumb. Nobody cares about your stupid dances or lip syncing. Keep your cringe to yourself. Grow up. Stop lowering the bar for humanity.

Fuck TikTok. Shut that shit down

Wanna see underage girls act perverted to drill music which they don't know the meaning behind?

Wanna see dudes try to flex and act cringe while dancing with their shirts off?
Wanna see your favorite new song get flushed down the toilet?
Are you an attention whore?
Are you a simp?
Wanna show the world how immature you are?
Do you enjoy watching the shittiest content on the internet?
Do you want China to spy on you?????
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then TikTok is for you!
by Its_Butters October 20, 2020
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