wokebeard
A bearded man, uses being woke as an excuse to be a misogynist. An SJW (social justice warrior) with facial hair. Calls people TERF and acts smug.
wokebeard by Redsunset1985 August 28, 2021
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woketard
After years at Oberlin College, and a quarter of a million dollars of student loan debt, Sandy had become such a woketard that she would insist that biological males can have abortions while claiming that requests to describe the operating procedure was hate speech that should be punished with violence and the loss of one's job.
"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.
"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.
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Woketard
Someone that has been so brainwashed by political correctness and the woke culture that all common sense and rational thought no longer exists in their lives.
That girl is such a woketard that she actually believes her born male transgender brother is a woman and can have a period.... Science!!
Woketard by Boone 2020 July 3, 2020
Woketard
That green haired overweight democrat woketard is blocking the starbuck's lineup with her 17 different directive frappacino latte again , while wearing 4 masks and a saladbar shield .
Woketard by Infadel_macgee April 28, 2021
wakeboarding
A sport of champions, ivolving a water skier using a large snowboard like ski, called a 'wakeboard'
Easy way to show of to the ladies
Easy way to show of to the ladies
wakeboarding by wello boys forever!!! September 28, 2003
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