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wokebeard

A bearded man, uses being woke as an excuse to be a misogynist. An SJW (social justice warrior) with facial hair. Calls people TERF and acts smug.
Oh no, the comments section is full of wokebeards.
by Redsunset1985 August 28, 2021
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woketard

After years at Oberlin College, and a quarter of a million dollars of student loan debt, Sandy had become such a woketard that she would insist that biological males can have abortions while claiming that requests to describe the operating procedure was hate speech that should be punished with violence and the loss of one's job.

"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.
by AmosDW July 25, 2019
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Woketard

Someone that has been so brainwashed by political correctness and the woke culture that all common sense and rational thought no longer exists in their lives.
That girl is such a woketard that she actually believes her born male transgender brother is a woman and can have a period.... Science!!
by Boone 2020 July 3, 2020
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"Why does twitter support JY's campaign to force immigrant women to wax his hairy balls"? "I don't know. Probably because Jack Dorsey is such a gay woketard."
by Louis XIV December 10, 2019
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Woketard

A green/Purple haired fat democrat who is a PC Leftist cult Sheopleton
That green haired overweight democrat woketard is blocking the starbuck's lineup with her 17 different directive frappacino latte again , while wearing 4 masks and a saladbar shield .
by Infadel_macgee April 28, 2021
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wakeboard

The equivalent of a snowboard to be used on the water. The rider is holding onto a rope and led by a boat. The rider may jump off of the wake of the boat.
by j00b November 26, 2003
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wakeboarding

A sport of champions, ivolving a water skier using a large snowboard like ski, called a 'wakeboard'
Easy way to show of to the ladies
Guy - "I love wakeboarding, i go every weekend"
chick - "really?.........lets fuck!"
by wello boys forever!!! September 28, 2003
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