wokebeard 

A bearded man, uses being woke as an excuse to be a misogynist. An SJW (social justice warrior) with facial hair. Calls people TERF and acts smug.

Oh no, the comments section is full of wokebeards.

wokebeard by Redsunset1985 August 28, 2021

woketard 

Somebody so woke they can't think straight.

After years at Oberlin College, and a quarter of a million dollars of student loan debt, Sandy had become such a woketard that she would insist that biological males can have abortions while claiming that requests to describe the operating procedure was hate speech that should be punished with violence and the loss of one's job.

"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.

woketard by AmosDW July 25, 2019

Woketard 

Someone that has been so brainwashed by political correctness and the woke culture that all common sense and rational thought no longer exists in their lives.

That girl is such a woketard that she actually believes her born male transgender brother is a woman and can have a period.... Science!!

Woketard by Boone 2020 July 3, 2020

woketard 

Jack Dorsey and all his virtual spawn.

"Why does twitter support JY's campaign to force immigrant women to wax his hairy balls"? "I don't know. Probably because Jack Dorsey is such a gay woketard."

woketard by Louis XIV December 10, 2019

Woketard 

A green/Purple haired fat democrat who is a PC Leftist cult Sheopleton

That green haired overweight democrat woketard is blocking the starbuck's lineup with her 17 different directive frappacino latte again , while wearing 4 masks and a saladbar shield .

Woketard by Infadel_macgee April 28, 2021

wakeboard 

The equivalent of a snowboard to be used on the water. The rider is holding onto a rope and led by a boat. The rider may jump off of the wake of the boat.

I went wakeboarding

wakeboard by j00b November 26, 2003

wakeboarding 

A sport of champions, ivolving a water skier using a large snowboard like ski, called a 'wakeboard'
Easy way to show of to the ladies

Guy - "I love wakeboarding, i go every weekend"
chick - "really?.........lets fuck!"

wakeboarding by wello boys forever!!! September 28, 2003