Wokeboarding

When you’re talking to someone and they start trying to demonstrate their woke-ness to you. A play on “Wakeboarding”

“Kyle and I were walking by a Chic-fil-A, and next thing I knew he spent 30 minutes wokeboarding about how homophobic chicken sandwiches are”

by Ecyrb October 14, 2019

wakeboarding

A sport of champions, ivolving a water skier using a large snowboard like ski, called a 'wakeboard'
Easy way to show of to the ladies

Guy - "I love wakeboarding, i go every weekend"
chick - "really?.........lets fuck!"

by wello boys forever!!! September 28, 2003

wakeboarding

ITS NOT A SKI! gawd! the origin of wakeboarding comes from "skurfing" which came from skiing and surfing combined. The style of the boar is closer to surfing and you are positioned more similar to a surfer rather then a skier. But the skiing part comes from the fact that you do have a boat towing you with a rope and handle, and that you have bindings. Wakeboards have many things that affect the board including, fins and whether you have them or not, the rocker (how far off the ground each side comes). The smaller the rocker the better the rider. Same with fins, no fins=difficult but no fins also=better rider. I for one have been wakeboarding since i was 10, and im 15 now.

The lake is glassy, it's a good time for wakeboarding.

by anniethebizitch May 27, 2005

wakeboarding

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.

"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"

by Matt August 18, 2004

wineboarding

The act of laying beneath the spigot of a large wine cask, with the tap pointing at one's mouth and turning it on. Swallowing as fast as one can, it is similar to a reverse keg stand, with the object being to get very quickly intoxicated....

I went to a winery in Portugal and got wasted wineboarding....

by balls104 June 12, 2018

Wakebarding

To get pissed at a wake and make a rather theatrical and embarrassing eulogy, especially if referencing Shakespeare.

OMG, exceptional Wakebarding performance by Ken today. He threw up on the widow's shoes and quoted Julius Caesar, Hamlet AND The Tempest!

by Cheesemonger November 4, 2018