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The Wakeboarder

When fucking a babe from behind (like doggy) you take a wakeboard handle, put the part that attaches to the single rope around her neck and hold the handle while screaming “YEEWWWW!”
“I fucked that babe wakeboarder style”
“I totally tried the wakeboarder in bed last night... best sex ever.”
“The wakeboarder is my favorite position by far” - every girl ever

wakeboarder 

A kick ass person who is hooked on the most kick ass sport ever. Examples include Shaun Murray, Parks Bonifay, Dallas Friday, Danny Harf, Dean Smith, Darla Karsting, and Allie Cearley. It's all about dragging your ass out of the water to fly. Anyone who says it sucks was just to lame to get up.
"check out that sick wakeboarder throwing a tantrum, I'm going to show him up with my indie backroll"
wakeboarder by one of the elite November 13, 2004

Kiss a wakeboarder day 

Every day 24/7 blah blah so they think theres actual text here
Kiss a wakeboarder every day. And just nafional kiss a wakeboarder day