Dorsey 

Dorsey's are often hyper and crazy. They are some of the most beautiful people you will ever see. They know how to make you laugh and know when to be serious. Dorsey's are adventurous and sweet, and they will make you feel loved. They often get annoyed easily, and play hard to get. Can be a Male or Female.

"Dude, she's crazy and beautiful, her names probably Dorsey."

Dorsey by coocoohoneybear December 29, 2016

dorsey 

The oracle one who is hippieish and know the meaning of life, an incredible bassist

dude that dorsey is awesome

dorsey by O'Dell June 29, 2006

Dorsey 

Dorsey is a name generally given to men but is sometimes given to girls. It is not a very popular first name, but for some reason it is a common last name for both genders.

The meaning for the female variation is "dark"

Men named Dorsey are often portrayed as villains.

While woman are often surprisingly sexual as well as attractive and slightly insane.

In both genders, they tend to have higher intelligence than their peers.

Men: "Dude, that guy, Dorsey, he's always doing something no good."

Woman: "That Dorsey girl is way hot." "Yeah, but she's crazy."

Dorsey by Kaelvohn February 19, 2010

Dorsey 

Verb, meaning: to manually stimulate one's penis immediatly followed by oral stimulation of the same phallus.

Dude! She totally just gave me a Dorsey!

Dorsey by Morticia3091 April 20, 2011

Dorsey 

a small dark inconsiderate little shit who pushes his opinions and religion and anytime

being told "your god isn't real or that your god isn't as good as someone else" simply reply stop being such a Dorsey

Dorsey by that_guy_rivera September 12, 2022

Dorsey 

A bitch. a bitch who will be nice to you at first and be your best friend but she will trash at you for the weirdest reasons ever and make you make the weirdest promises ever. 2 days into knowing you she will sprew her bullshit about straykids and kpop and if you express any negative emotions about it she will attack you. act like the victim and say how shes so emotionally and mentally attached to a fully grown adult who doesnt even know she exists and will make YOU look like the bad person. shes ALWAYS the victim. EVERYONNEEE is wrong. except her. shes a pick me. wears fake glasses. shes a homewrecker. she will talk to your boyfriend and keep him so occupied with HER. that you both might even break up. but its NEVERRR her fault.

"Dont be a Dorsey "

Dorsey by Cyka Blyatt February 15, 2024

Dorsey's law 

The quantity of truth in any breaking news story damaging to a democrat can be measured by how quickly and aggressively twitter moves to censor and suppress it.

"Did you see how quickly twitter censored the NY Post story about sloe joe biden meeting with Burisma execs when he claimed he never did? Looks like yet another case of Dorsey's law!"

Dorsey's law by FooSieben October 15, 2020