Proggle

Given their obsequious and subservient nature, it is common to refer to groups of Progressives as a herd, or to singular Progressives as ruminant herd animals, such as sheep. However, herd animals do not attack members of the herd who wish to leave in the manner which Progressives relish, acting as both common prison camp member and kapo. Therefore, that we do not besmirch the superior virtues of common animals which gather in groups, we need a different word when discussing groups of Progressives. "If only the proggle gluing itself to the road had the discipline or intelligence to build better technology. Instead, they're just in everyone's way."
by AmosDW November 29, 2023
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kamalaganda

Stalinist propaganda designed to promote love, respect, and obedience toward a politician who was so disfavored by her own party (3.3% approval) that she had to drop out of the 2020 Presidential primaries months ahead of most of the field (Dec. 3, 2019).
Ol' Joe The Finger's dementia is getting worse. Get ready for the kamalaganda from the mainstream media and their herd-like followers. You will be made to glorify her.
by AmosDW March 11, 2021
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woketard

Somebody so woke they can't think straight.
After years at Oberlin College, and a quarter of a million dollars of student loan debt, Sandy had become such a woketard that she would insist that biological males can have abortions while claiming that requests to describe the operating procedure was hate speech that should be punished with violence and the loss of one's job.

"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.
by AmosDW July 25, 2019
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jareth

After the goblin king of the film "Labyrinth," who looks nothing at all like any of the other goblins, a jareth is a privileged White progressive who believes she speaks for all the little minorities, knows what is best for them, cares for them better than any other, and punishes them when they get out of line. A jareth is a subclass of baizuo.
"Larry Elder is the Black face of White supremacy," explained Beth the jareth, in the upscale café outside her SOHO apartment building. "They put a little too much oat milk in here. Anyway, he doesn't understand what Black people need. He should get educated, like me, and read up on Robin DiAngelo."
by AmosDW December 07, 2021
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kwakked

Pronounced kwok'd.

(adj.) To be thoroughly inebriated.

After the Belgian beer crafted by Pauwel Kwak in 1791. Comes in a big, funny glass that pours all over you as you tip it to drink.

Alternate spelling: kwaked.
"Dude, I think the server-chick is pretty farghin' kwakked, too."
by AmosDW May 05, 2007
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