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Chocolate waterboard 

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.
Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.
Chocolate waterboard by pdxgrl February 12, 2010

washboard abs

Well worked on, and to put it into some sort of perspective, its what you would call some Nice, lean, sexy, clean, buff, ABS!! If you uneed some proof that this is even possible, check out Usher! He got his washboard abs practically trademarked! ya dig?
What up?

YO! Check out that guy's washboard abs!

WOW!! You serious? Is that really him?? Man, he works out good!
washboard abs by CK-Money February 25, 2007

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding 

A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.
The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.

fakeboarder 

A person who pretends to be a skateboarder but really can't skate. He imitates the skater lifestyle through dress and attitude. He hangs out at skate parks and with skaters, but can't stay on the board to save his life.
Ryan: "I always see Josh at the skate park. He has the coolest boards but I never see him skate"

Shaun: "That's because Josh doesn't know how to skate. He's not a skateboarder. He's a fakeboarder."
fakeboarder by Berty Bert April 13, 2008

Wakeford 

Ultra cool guy who fucks kirsty's, in friends beds and brakes them! Despite that listens to cool music and loves the pussaay.
Woah wakefords are so cool!
Wakeford by Daniel Smurf March 22, 2012

Washboard Nads 

When the testes get really cold and shrivel up and get tight and hard - the wrinkles are the washboard and the testes are the nads!
Dad: Son, why the hell did you turn the AC down so low? It's freezing!
Son: I'm trying to get washboard nads motherfucker!!!
Washboard Nads by bonedish July 6, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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