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wakeboard

The equivalent of a snowboard to be used on the water. The rider is holding onto a rope and led by a boat. The rider may jump off of the wake of the boat.
by j00b November 26, 2003
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Chocolate waterboard

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.
Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.
by pdxgrl February 12, 2010
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washboard abs

Well worked on, and to put it into some sort of perspective, its what you would call some Nice, lean, sexy, clean, buff, ABS!! If you uneed some proof that this is even possible, check out Usher! He got his washboard abs practically trademarked! ya dig?
What up?

YO! Check out that guy's washboard abs!

WOW!! You serious? Is that really him?? Man, he works out good!
by CK-Money February 25, 2007
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Poughkeepsie Waterboarding

A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.
The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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fakeboarder

A person who pretends to be a skateboarder but really can't skate. He imitates the skater lifestyle through dress and attitude. He hangs out at skate parks and with skaters, but can't stay on the board to save his life.
Ryan: "I always see Josh at the skate park. He has the coolest boards but I never see him skate"

Shaun: "That's because Josh doesn't know how to skate. He's not a skateboarder. He's a fakeboarder."
by Berty Bert April 13, 2008
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Wakeford

Ultra cool guy who fucks kirsty's, in friends beds and brakes them! Despite that listens to cool music and loves the pussaay.
Woah wakefords are so cool!
by Daniel Smurf March 22, 2012
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Washboard Nads

When the testes get really cold and shrivel up and get tight and hard - the wrinkles are the washboard and the testes are the nads!
Dad: Son, why the hell did you turn the AC down so low? It's freezing!
Son: I'm trying to get washboard nads motherfucker!!!
by bonedish July 6, 2017
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