wobue

to unsuccessfully woo a lady. To embarrass ones self via text message form when rat arsed.

"I nearly pulled that fit bit last night but totally wobue'd when I spermed in her mum's room."

by gazmeister generale April 5, 2009

Lake Wobegonorrhea

The STD that people got from listening to Garrison Keillor too long.

"My doctor diagnosed me with Lake Wobegonorrhea," said the wife to the husband, "because I listened to Garrison Keillor too much on NPR."

by NiraMillson November 28, 2016

Wobert

A guy named Robert that can't pronounce his Rs.

Yo Wobert whats going on.

by Lnk3 November 15, 2017

Wobbed

When you spend all your money on strippers then make out to your friends like the strippers stole it from your pocket.

"awwww did you get wobbed yeah"

by James56333 June 13, 2017

Wober

A discussion forum.

I love posting on wober!

by Stranger90210 February 2, 2010

Wobreg

Somebody who used to like screamo, got into the Dubstep scene in 2010 and now will only listen to a tune if it has been made using an Roland tr-808. A wobreg's fashion sense varies rapidly but they can usually be identified by a flat-peaked baseball cap worn at at least 45 degrees to their head, a zip-up hoodie with the strings tied in a bow and sometimes a heavy-metal band t-shirt.

The word was originally used as an abbreviation to describe regulars to the Bristol Dubstep night, Wobble at Thekla.

Man - Thekla tonight?

Man 2 - Nah, too many Wobregs.

by A. Wasteman October 24, 2011

wobderibg

The contemplative feeling men get after masturbation.

like fr u stay there with cum on ur belly wobderibg what ur life has come to
-XBoss69

by dapostrophe February 1, 2021