WLO

White Land Owner. A productive member of society who makes money, creates jobs, crushes ass, pays/evades taxes all while knowing how to handle one's bourbon. 99% of WLO's vote Republican while the other 1% is probably Libertarian. WLO's hate hippies, but probably love their music. WLO's make America great because they are the ones who actually run the country through powerful back channels and $100 handshakes.

Ben Franklin's initials are WLO

by TREAD23 January 6, 2014

wlol

Wheez-laughed out loud. Similar to lol, but lacking in the robust follow-through of a full-blown lol. An unvoiced laugh.

Rakim: Plaxico Burress is innocent!

Fred: Wlol.

by mdlee52 January 6, 2009

WLOG

"Without Loss Of Generality" is a term used in proofs to indicate that an assumption is being made that does not introduce new restrictions to the problem.

If you've got a predicate which is symmetric in a and b, you can assume WLOG in the proof that a < b.

by XWK June 15, 2012

wloop

its short for web-loop. its when you are stuck in a loop surfing the same webpages again and again without even knowing it!

Im stuck in the wloop

by juicabeth July 7, 2009

Wlowns

A stupid person that randomly says a facts, mans a stat guy and also people want to hit him with a baguette

"That guy is such a wlowns"
"Yes i know he just randomly states a fact"

by ManWithBrain March 26, 2022

Wlohomo

A male of female who has lisented to, or is part of, What's Left of Her, and is also a Homo(sexual).

John: Hey bro, you wanna call up Jeff and see what he's doing tonight?
Charles: Shit no cuz, Jeff's a total Wlohomo. Fuck that.

by ButtS3xbabbie April 6, 2009

wlod

WLOD is an acronym for *white* *light* *of* *death*. Similar in nature to a BSOD (blue screen of death) that millions of Windows users experience every year, the WLOD is an error message for the Xperia X10 smart-phone (manufactured by Sony Ericsson). This error is distinguished by a blank, but noticeably lit screen, and a white notification light. The only way to alleviate the suffering you will experience from a WLOD is to remove the battery from the smart-phone, put it back in, and turn it back on.

Generally the WLOD stems from a faulty update, or a buggy custom kernel being flashed to the device.

'Goddamit, I just flashed this custom rom and I got a WLOD!'

by Deveron August 28, 2011