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White Land Owner. A productive member of society who makes money, creates jobs, crushes ass, pays/evades taxes all while knowing how to handle one's bourbon. 99% of WLO's vote Republican while the other 1% is probably Libertarian. WLO's hate hippies, but probably love their music. WLO's make America great because they are the ones who actually run the country through powerful back channels and $100 handshakes.
WLO by TREAD23 January 6, 2014
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Wheez-laughed out loud. Similar to lol, but lacking in the robust follow-through of a full-blown lol. An unvoiced laugh.
Rakim: Plaxico Burress is innocent!

Fred: Wlol.
wlol by mdlee52 January 6, 2009
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wlop • Wlowns • wlobo • wlol • wlonk • WLO • Wlock • wlod • wlodpolm • wlodzimierz
"Without Loss Of Generality" is a term used in proofs to indicate that an assumption is being made that does not introduce new restrictions to the problem.
If you've got a predicate which is symmetric in a and b, you can assume WLOG in the proof that a < b.
WLOG by XWK June 15, 2012
its short for web-loop. its when you are stuck in a loop surfing the same webpages again and again without even knowing it!
Im stuck in the wloop
wloop by juicabeth July 7, 2009
A stupid person that randomly says a facts, mans a stat guy and also people want to hit him with a baguette
"That guy is such a wlowns"
"Yes i know he just randomly states a fact"
Wlowns by ManWithBrain March 26, 2022
A male of female who has lisented to, or is part of, What's Left of Her, and is also a Homo(sexual).
John: Hey bro, you wanna call up Jeff and see what he's doing tonight?
Charles: Shit no cuz, Jeff's a total Wlohomo. Fuck that.
Wlohomo by ButtS3xbabbie April 6, 2009
WLOD is an acronym for *white* *light* *of* *death*. Similar in nature to a BSOD (blue screen of death) that millions of Windows users experience every year, the WLOD is an error message for the Xperia X10 smart-phone (manufactured by Sony Ericsson). This error is distinguished by a blank, but noticeably lit screen, and a white notification light. The only way to alleviate the suffering you will experience from a WLOD is to remove the battery from the smart-phone, put it back in, and turn it back on.

Generally the WLOD stems from a faulty update, or a buggy custom kernel being flashed to the device.
'Goddamit, I just flashed this custom rom and I got a WLOD!'
wlod by Deveron August 28, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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