wlod 

WLOD is an acronym for *white* *light* *of* *death*. Similar in nature to a BSOD (blue screen of death) that millions of Windows users experience every year, the WLOD is an error message for the Xperia X10 smart-phone (manufactured by Sony Ericsson). This error is distinguished by a blank, but noticeably lit screen, and a white notification light. The only way to alleviate the suffering you will experience from a WLOD is to remove the battery from the smart-phone, put it back in, and turn it back on.

Generally the WLOD stems from a faulty update, or a buggy custom kernel being flashed to the device.

'Goddamit, I just flashed this custom rom and I got a WLOD!'

wlod by Deveron August 28, 2011

wlodpolm 

A nutbag that still haunts IRC to this day, even though they've already passed away. Loves to talk about their computer systems, and their multiple vacations endlessly.

Hey did you hear about Terry? He totally went wlodpolm, still talking about death and his awesome computers.

wlodpolm by XwarlokX82 December 31, 2016

wlodzimierz 

the name of an Uber driver who randomly knows you and what college you’re going to. A man who knows how to make a girl feel real good at any time too. A person who would marry a girl just for the money.

Yo I totally just pulled a Wlodzimierz on that girl when I proposed to her, she makes bank.

Hi my name is Wlodzimierz, how are you doing Michael?

Good luck at UCLA!

wlodzimierz by Jeff Frankenstein June 22, 2018