THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. Wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version differs. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.
Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.
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The pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.
Harry: Who is Ben Franklin again?

Lloyd: He's the pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.

Harry: Right. How'd you get so smart?

Lloyd: Public school. Yeah. When you live in the basement you breathe in a lot of chalk dust. It writes all the answers all over your brain.
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(v.) The act of using your penis as a lighting rod.
We needed a volunteer to pull a Ben Franklin for that goofy science experiment.
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While engaged in a sexual act, cut off the top of your girlfriends hair so she has a Ben Franklin-like haircut. Then Ejaculate on the baldspot u just made and put the hair back on. You my friend, have just done the only Ben Frnaklin
Shirley: Hey, Jerry Ben Franklind me last night
Bill: Oh my god, Gross!
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THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. He then improved his dexterity at it by repetition and by inventing bi-focal lenses. To preform it, wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version was created by James Buchanan, our only verifiably gay president. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.
Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.
by Toby Doughbawaski February 25, 2008
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