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wlonk is from old english. it used to mean rich, lush or beautiful.
''i bought a new shirt, what do you think?''
''nice, that shirt is looking wlonk, dude.''
wlonk by sirknightlord December 6, 2021
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when you're high and feeling like you've been run over by a truck but in an aesthetic way. or, you've been coated in breadcrumbs and dropped into a kfc deep fryer
"Dude, I just got totally wlonked by that lean"
wlonk by aurnaurrr June 14, 2022
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wink wonk 

/wɪŋk wɒŋk/ expression: a typo for "wink wink", used to indicate unobvious or upcoming humour
Cool! what's your new video about??
I'll let u know when it's published *wink wonk*
wink wonk by dumbDefiner September 5, 2020
Used in a way of saying Crazy, Weird, Ignorant or just Freaky.
Hello Gorgeous! If you're watching this you're obviously back at Stargate Command. And you're probably thinking everyone around you has gone completely wonko. With the exception of Daniel who, let's face it, was always a little bit
wonko by Janurell August 17, 2016

Wink wonk 

A flirtatious act for socially awkward people.
Guy: Hey *wink wonk*
Girl: *impressed by his wink wonk* let's go on a date sometime
Guy: *looks at invisible camera* works everytime
Wink wonk by Marvin1718 March 6, 2017
What you say if you see wonky furniture in Ikea.
Jenny: Look at this wardrobe, one door is higher up than the other!

Andrew: Wonkea!
wonkea by Takoti September 7, 2006

Lily Wonka 

Probably the most amazing person that you will ever meet. Lily Wonka's are always really amazing, funny, and like to hide in trash cans. Lily Wonka's are the most epic things on this earth.
Person 1: Woah, she's so amazing!!
Person 2: Yeah, definitely. She must be a Lily Wonka.
Person 1: Hell yeah.
Lily Wonka by Lilywonka November 21, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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