wlonk

wlonk is from old english. it used to mean rich, lush or beautiful.

''i bought a new shirt, what do you think?''
''nice, that shirt is looking wlonk, dude.''

by sirknightlord December 06, 2021

wlonk

when you're high and feeling like you've been run over by a truck but in an aesthetic way. or, you've been coated in breadcrumbs and dropped into a kfc deep fryer

"Dude, I just got totally wlonked by that lean"

by aurnaurrr June 15, 2022