wlonk

wlonk is from old english. it used to mean rich, lush or beautiful.

''i bought a new shirt, what do you think?''
''nice, that shirt is looking wlonk, dude.''

by sirknightlord December 6, 2021

wlonk

when you're high and feeling like you've been run over by a truck but in an aesthetic way. or, you've been coated in breadcrumbs and dropped into a kfc deep fryer

"Dude, I just got totally wlonked by that lean"

by aurnaurrr June 14, 2022

wink wonk

/wɪŋk wɒŋk/ expression: a typo for "wink wink", used to indicate unobvious or upcoming humour

Cool! what's your new video about??
I'll let u know when it's published *wink wonk*

by dumbDefiner September 5, 2020

wonko

Used in a way of saying Crazy, Weird, Ignorant or just Freaky.

Hello Gorgeous! If you're watching this you're obviously back at Stargate Command. And you're probably thinking everyone around you has gone completely wonko. With the exception of Daniel who, let's face it, was always a little bit

by Janurell August 17, 2016

Wink wonk

A flirtatious act for socially awkward people.

Guy: Hey *wink wonk*
Girl: *impressed by his wink wonk* let's go on a date sometime
Guy: *looks at invisible camera* works everytime

by Marvin1718 March 6, 2017

wonkea

What you say if you see wonky furniture in Ikea.

Jenny: Look at this wardrobe, one door is higher up than the other!

Andrew: Wonkea!

by Takoti September 7, 2006

Lily Wonka

Probably the most amazing person that you will ever meet. Lily Wonka's are always really amazing, funny, and like to hide in trash cans. Lily Wonka's are the most epic things on this earth.

Person 1: Woah, she's so amazing!!
Person 2: Yeah, definitely. She must be a Lily Wonka.
Person 1: Hell yeah.

by Lilywonka November 21, 2010