witherson

A short annoying guy that usually happens to be African American and typically has the most luscious tsunamis on his head. Aspires to be a big muscular guy and is really socially awkward for no reason.

Ex. 1
(Witherson's average conversation)
Witherson: I may be short but my waves are really luscious
Unknown kid: U right ur tsunamis give you an extra 3 inches in height

Ex. 2
(Witherson around any girl)
Witherson: uh, h-h-h-h-ii
Girl: hi...?
Witherson: h-h-how are y~ you?
Girl: uh good ig

witherson by rx3ynn April 29, 2023

Witherstorm 

The big, bad, evil monster tearing up the Minecraft World in Minecraft: Story Mode in Episode 1-5.

The Witherstorm killed Reuben!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Witherstorm by 4th Impact 4 LIFE!!!!!!! September 21, 2016

withering away 

to wither

conor: woah where did josh go
kallum: he withered away

withering away

withering away by muph August 4, 2021

Richard Watterson 

A character from Amazing World of Gumball. He has a brain of a pea. Can be used as an insult.

Me: You’re such a Richard Watterson.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have a brain of a pea.

Richard Watterson by awesomebrololi June 29, 2019

John Witherspoon Basketball Team 

The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.

I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.

John Witherspoon Basketball Team by issajokebro February 11, 2021

Gumball Watterson 

The titular blue cat from the animated made-for-TV show, the Amazing World of Gumball. Gumball is the main character of the show, alongside his adopted brother / friend / pet, Darwin.

One of Gumball's most notable achievements in life was when he single-handedly eliminated the entirety of the middle class.

"Hey I sure do love being in the middle class."

"Holy shit, is that Gumball Watterson?"

"FUCKING RUN!"

Gumball Watterson by __Speedster__ July 6, 2020

withering 

adj.
To overwhelm or destroy; devastating;

"I gave him a withering look" (a look intended to make the other person feel inferior and warned)

withering by COURTNEYMARET January 14, 2009