Watterson
The act of a guy crouching down and putting his junk in a toilet bowl then flushing the toilet for pleasure until he gets off.
Watterson by Balls Rumbler May 17, 2010
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watterson/dempster personallity
AKA Jekel and Hyde ! A person with an exteme case of schizophrenia! On one side the WATTERSON is a person wanting to be a ned or 'one of the boyzz' but he is torn between his love of the boyz abd drinking buckkfast and all round being a DEADBEAT! and having to actually having a job and paying the bills, he also has a problem with actually doing such simple tasks around the house because his mommy isnt there(proberly helping the fav son) THEN on the other hand there DEMPSTER side ....... complete opposite!
Whats the hells up with him, was talking to him? I was talking to him a minute ago and he was fine and now two drinks of Buckfast and he's sreaming like an idiot and moaning about everything?????
Dont worry mate..... he's a watterson/dempster personallity !!
Dont worry mate..... he's a watterson/dempster personallity !!
watterson/dempster personallity by BAINBS1 December 15, 2008
Richard Watterson
Me: You’re such a Richard Watterson.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have a brain of a pea.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have a brain of a pea.
Richard Watterson by awesomebrololi June 29, 2019
Gumball Watterson
The titular blue cat from the animated made-for-TV show, the Amazing World of Gumball. Gumball is the main character of the show, alongside his adopted brother / friend / pet, Darwin.
One of Gumball's most notable achievements in life was when he single-handedly eliminated the entirety of the middle class.
One of Gumball's most notable achievements in life was when he single-handedly eliminated the entirety of the middle class.
"Hey I sure do love being in the middle class."
"Holy shit, is that Gumball Watterson?"
"FUCKING RUN!"
"Holy shit, is that Gumball Watterson?"
"FUCKING RUN!"
Gumball Watterson by __Speedster__ July 6, 2020
Nicole watterson
Nicole watterson by MeMeRR9000 September 30, 2020
Bill Watterson
Bill Watterson is a retired cartoonist, best known for creating "Calvin and Hobbes". He retired the strip to live a peaceful life of painting and such. He famously? was the subject of a song by Lemon Demon also entitled "Bill Watterson" in 2006 as a bonus track for his album Dinosaurchestra. It was later completed and put on the next album, View-Monster in 2008.
Bill Watterson by TheJeffShow September 24, 2021
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Bishop Watterson High School by ijizzedinmypants January 25, 2011
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