dick dier

a phrase used by no-one. This epic definition describes when something is so dier its actually dick. for the record i used it once.

*playing footy*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier

or

lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*

by muph October 11, 2021

bollock nout

a more emphasized way of saying nothing like there is bollock nout at all.

or

a way of describing something you really haven't done, like really haven't.

kallum 1: you got anything on you
conor 2: nah bollock nout

by muph September 03, 2021

midst

Used to describe the middle of a sports ground such as football, basketball, rocket league etc. The main purpose of this must needed word is the fact its a shortened version of the word middle. I do not like the word middle.

*playing footy*

kallum- *running down the wing with the ball*
conor- *exclaiming and out of breath* MIDST!

kallum- *makes a lovely pass to the center of the pitch*
conor- *shoots, misses*
conor- at least it was a good midst tho
kallum- ye i guess

by muph July 19, 2022

mugget

half way between a muppet and a mug

The Lads:
look at chilman starting on that foreign guy what a mugget

by muph October 14, 2021

hosh

To hosh is to interrupt a game or play by stealing the main item such as a football when it blatantly wasn't meant for you.

*playing footy*
kallum: throws ball to lewis or conor

josh: proceeds to hosh by intercepting the pass that obviously wasn't meant for him, then starts playing b-ball

by muph October 14, 2021

pumped on mic

to fart on the microphone whilst playing brawlhalla on selected consoles

lewis pumped on mic but it might of been max

by muph August 04, 2021

withering away

to wither

conor: woah where did josh go
kallum: he withered away

withering away

by muph August 04, 2021