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Used to describe the middle of a sports ground such as football, basketball, rocket league etc. The main purpose of this must needed word is the fact its a shortened version of the word middle. I do not like the word middle.
*playing footy*
kallum- *running down the wing with the ball*
conor- *exclaiming and out of breath* MIDST!
kallum- *makes a lovely pass to the center of the pitch*
conor- *shoots, misses*
conor- at least it was a good midst tho
kallum- ye i guess
kallum- *running down the wing with the ball*
conor- *exclaiming and out of breath* MIDST!
kallum- *makes a lovely pass to the center of the pitch*
conor- *shoots, misses*
conor- at least it was a good midst tho
kallum- ye i guess
by muph July 19, 2022
Get the midst mug.a phrase used by no-one. This epic definition describes when something is so dier its actually dick. for the record i used it once.
*playing footy*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier
or
lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier
or
lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*
by muph October 11, 2021
Get the dick dier mug.Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.
*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*
by muph October 12, 2021
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Get the mugget mug.To hosh is to interrupt a game or play by stealing the main item such as a football when it blatantly wasn't meant for you.
*playing footy*
kallum: throws ball to lewis or conor
josh: proceeds to hosh by intercepting the pass that obviously wasn't meant for him, then starts playing b-ball
kallum: throws ball to lewis or conor
josh: proceeds to hosh by intercepting the pass that obviously wasn't meant for him, then starts playing b-ball
by muph October 14, 2021
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