a more emphasized way of saying nothing like there is bollock nout at all.
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a way of describing something you really haven't done, like really haven't.
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a way of describing something you really haven't done, like really haven't.
by muph September 03, 2021
a phrase used by no-one. This epic definition describes when something is so dier its actually dick. for the record i used it once.
*playing footy*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier
or
lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier
or
lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*
by muph October 11, 2021
Used to describe the middle of a sports ground such as football, basketball, rocket league etc. The main purpose of this must needed word is the fact its a shortened version of the word middle. I do not like the word middle.
*playing footy*
kallum- *running down the wing with the ball*
conor- *exclaiming and out of breath* MIDST!
kallum- *makes a lovely pass to the center of the pitch*
conor- *shoots, misses*
conor- at least it was a good midst tho
kallum- ye i guess
kallum- *running down the wing with the ball*
conor- *exclaiming and out of breath* MIDST!
kallum- *makes a lovely pass to the center of the pitch*
conor- *shoots, misses*
conor- at least it was a good midst tho
kallum- ye i guess
by muph July 19, 2022
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by muph August 04, 2021
To hosh is to interrupt a game or play by stealing the main item such as a football when it blatantly wasn't meant for you.
*playing footy*
kallum: throws ball to lewis or conor
josh: proceeds to hosh by intercepting the pass that obviously wasn't meant for him, then starts playing b-ball
kallum: throws ball to lewis or conor
josh: proceeds to hosh by intercepting the pass that obviously wasn't meant for him, then starts playing b-ball
by muph October 14, 2021
The act of bleaching ones friends bum hairs blonde using a bidet filled with bleach, This can only be done in a bidet not a bath not a sink only a bidet
Kallum: Buys a lovely bidet, shits in it
Conor: shits in bidet, takes picture
Lewis: Fills up bidet with bleach, shits and chuckles *bodoi*
Max: Sits down to shit in bidet and screams as bum hairs are bleached
Conor: shits in bidet, takes picture
Lewis: Fills up bidet with bleach, shits and chuckles *bodoi*
Max: Sits down to shit in bidet and screams as bum hairs are bleached
by muph February 19, 2023