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Bodoi

The act of bleaching ones friends bum hairs blonde using a bidet filled with bleach, This can only be done in a bidet not a bath not a sink only a bidet

Kallum: Buys a lovely bidet, shits in it

Conor: shits in bidet, takes picture
Lewis: Fills up bidet with bleach, shits and chuckles *bodoi*
Max: Sits down to shit in bidet and screams as bum hairs are bleached

by muph February 19, 2023

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dick dier

a phrase used by no-one. This epic definition describes when something is so dier its actually dick. for the record i used it once.

*playing footy*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier

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lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*

by muph October 11, 2021

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creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.

*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*

by muph October 12, 2021

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mugget

half way between a muppet and a mug

The Lads:
look at chilman starting on that foreign guy what a mugget

by muph October 14, 2021

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hosh

To hosh is to interrupt a game or play by stealing the main item such as a football when it blatantly wasn't meant for you.

*playing footy*
kallum: throws ball to lewis or conor

josh: proceeds to hosh by intercepting the pass that obviously wasn't meant for him, then starts playing b-ball

by muph October 14, 2021

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