witem 

The act of being smarter than someone by thinking outside the bubble.

Proving to someone stupid exactly how stupid they really are.

A term used to describe the level of someones brilliance or lack there of.

Pronunciation: Wit-M

Look how dumb Matt is.. it's so easy to witem.

Matt don't make me remind you of your witem.

If there is anymore witem lost he would be nothing more than a drooling idiot.

With all the witem in this room we could generate enough energy to move a school bus.

witem by Ryan Stash November 26, 2011

WizeMan 

A sick motherfucker who definitely knows what he is talking about. A real man.

This WizeMan was taking so much shit from one of those fools. He just lit him up and then put him down with a single word. God damn. He is one hell of a WizeMan.

WizeMan by TheWizeMan August 1, 2017

Cardinal wiseman 

A catholic school that is full of slags and has no good teachers or students

Person: Hey do you want to go to cardinal wiseman
Me: Ew no why would I go there it’s crap.

Cardinal wiseman by A cardinal student January 16, 2019

wisemastery 

A teaching that "They themselves are makers of themselves" .

wisemastery is directing his energies with intelligence, and fashioning his thoughts to fruitful issues.

wisemastery by wisemaster September 28, 2010

wiremu maunsell 

the first maori on the moon

dude> hey see that guy?
sheila> oh, who is that?
dude> that's wiremu maunsell, he was the first maori on the moon.
sheila> oh really?
dude> yip, not a lot of people know that.

wiremu maunsell by olle olsen September 16, 2006

Cardinal Wiseman 

A modern way of saying prison

“Wagwan with Young L”
-“Nm Fam he got locked up in Cardinal wiseman again”
“Say mummmsss”

Cardinal Wiseman by Bumboozle April 12, 2019

To Pull A Wiseman 

Usually to enter from no where with a comment that depicts you are much smarter than those around you. The comment can be something that should have already happened but no one listened to you, or something painfully obvious etc.

Not to be confused with a lean-in!

The act of pulling a wise man derives from Evil Dead: Army of Darkness in the scene depicted below in the example.

1. Jim and Jon both knew that the fastest way home was path A, but Jon just had to take path B. Jon walked all the way along path B, got home and realised that he could no longer see Jim. Jim pulled a wise man and said "I told you path A was faster!"

2. In Evil Dead: Army of Darkness, Ash is informed by the wise man that he needs the Necronomicon in order to stop the evil. He just blows the wise man off. A short while later, a Deadite attacks Ash and Co. After Ash kills the deadite, the Wise man enters from off-camera and states "Now with though quest for the Necronomicon?!" Thus he has pulled a wiseman.

3. In order to pull a Wiseman you need to have something smarter to say than those around you, and be able to approach from a near unseen angle.

To Pull A Wiseman by Smeep August 3, 2007